Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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ThongWarrior 17
At least he was impressed?
unicornluver3173 13
"Warm kitty, soft kitty. Little ball of fur."
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Comments (69)
grimpeeper 13
Well at least you have nice arm hair?
Shepuz 4
I'd imagine that if he was bold enough to do that, he probably likes arm hair.. and hair in general. I actually love how soft and silky the arm hair of my significant other feels when compared to my own thick fur cover.
PSYqualiac 17
23, I laughed harder than I should have.
pandalover69 26
I had that same problem, so I shaved them.
xKai_Axelx 12
why don't you shave your arms anyway?
chocolatelvr 5
Probably because shaving arms is time consuming and uncomfortable when the hair grows back in?? Or because the idea that body hair on women is unattractive is arbitrary and the choice of whether or not to remove it shouldn't be influenced by anything but our own feelings on the matter?
phantomofmind 14
I understand the struggle OP. But hey, at least you guys are bonding.
demonfacee 14
Hopefully, he wasn't disgusted by it or freaking out about it.
nick3600 22
This sounds like an erotic novel
worldclassrager 41
It's a start time will tell if anything else happens
teresa96706 29
If it makes you feel better, okinawans are usually super hairy. I would know. I am okinawan.