Today, I enjoyed the soft caressing touch of the person I'm attracted to. It would have been even better if he weren't simply stroking my arm hair in amazement at its superior length and density. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
Today, after finally spending the night with my longtime crush, it's as if I can still feel her fingers caressing my hair. But wait, no, that's just the head lice she gave me. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML
Today, I was cuddling with the man I've been seeing, and he started caressing the mammoth of all pimples on my back. He continued fondling me while lecturing me on the dangers of skin cancer. FML
Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
Today, I went to watch a movie. In the middle of it, I accidentally fell asleep. Minutes later, I awoke on a stranger's shoulder. He was caressing my hair. FML
Today, I was riding on the bus, when I felt a weird sensation on my hair. The person behind me was petting it. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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ThongWarrior 17
At least he was impressed?
unicornluver3173 13
"Warm kitty, soft kitty. Little ball of fur."
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Comments (69)
guitar93cd 8
"If you think that's hairy you should see my.... " just kidding, but seriously that's not too bad. Try and keep your head up and look on the bright side. Maybe it's a start to something good!
Sathane 21
Whatever turns him on ...
Enslaved 38
Or "Whatever blows your hair back"
orangeink25 3
nice, get on that arm hair man... XD
Enslaved 38
"Winter is coming" Maybe he's looking for OP to be his hairy blanket? (:
Sterling_1s 8
Maybe he was just breathless at your gaze, not by the hair XD.
born_hustla 26
He didn't say "eeeww". Still got caressed!
chikinscratch00 8
lol
FluffyPandas156 13
Why risk something if the person that you're attracted to, admires it.
val_is_lame97 12
could be worse. he could try to change you. lucky you have a keeper
siggy_mcsigx 22
Haha I've had two Asian boyfriends and both took time to marvel over my arm hair (I'm white). It's because they really don't have any.