Cougar bait! Rawr!

Wow, you have feelings. Congratulations for realizing this a little too late. How unprofessional.

wow congrats on getting it on with a really old chick, married and above u in the food chain for one. come on whats with some of u guys goin for grannies? theyre not cougars and most of them certainly arent hot, and im sure a few of them would probably remind u of ur grandma. plz plz atleast have it max 15 years older than u, and for gods sake dont get married or get in an ltr if theyr pushin 40 same goes for girls, do u really enjoy blowing a half century old knob when ur 20? wtf dude

Obviously, its different for everyone, but most older people (that I know) have some type of medical issue that prevents excessive drinking. This being said, she either has an extremely low tolerance and got drunk fast, or she was sober... And she still let you make out with her!

Well, maybe you shouldn't have done that then.

Any story on FML that involves OP doing something stupid while drunk is a YDI. Learn to control yourself and your alcohol intake or deal with the consequences.

ewwwwwwwwwww how could you ! lol FYL

ooh, that old demon alcohol!

You should never get your meat where you get your bread.

You're a moron! Drunk or not, you NEVER shit where you eat!