FML : Today, I dropped the collection basket during Christmas Mass at my Catholic church. Money and checks fell all over the floor and everyone was staring at...

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Today, I dropped the collection basket during Christmas Mass at my Catholic church. Money and checks fell all over the floor and everyone was staring at me. I was too stunned to even pick it up. There were about 1,500 people from our town there and my family won't stop bringing it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 26 December 2016 05:59 /

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By Tripartita | 42

#6728561 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:57

You dropped something and people stared at you. I'm legitimately impressed your family can bring something that mundane up so often. "Please hand me that thing, but don't drop it like [name] dropped that basket. Hahaha!" "Please do another favor, but avoid doing something that could in some way be connected to [name] dropping that basket. Ha. Ha. Ha." "If you were a basket, [name] would drop you. Haaaaaaaaaaa…"

By Dat_Class_Tho | 26

#6728587 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 07:51

Key word is "Catholic" church. I went to a Catholic church for Easter one year and it easily had 2000 people. It had 2 floors of balcony seating in addition to a huge ground floor. The place was bigger than a lot of concert venues I've been to.

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By CaptainObivious1 | 4

#6728537 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:30

Chutiya Aurat

By CallMeMrFunny | 0

#6728539 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:33

Hopefully no money got lost/stolen. FYL

By RichardPencil | 22

#6728540 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:33

Massive failure!

By Benmantha | 31

#6728559 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:52

Bitch better pick up my money!

By Tripartita | 42

#6728561 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 06:57

marahjuana | 6

#6728702 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 05:47

that's my thought like get the fuck over it, it was gravity WOW OH MAN

By gobiteme2 | 28

#6728577 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 07:26

The devil made me do it !

By platinum9 | 12

#6728583 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 07:32

1500?! How big is this church?! Feel like that's an exaggeration

Dat_Class_Tho | 26

#6728587 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 07:51

awesomeamandas | 34

#6728770 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 10:58

some churches are big, Catholic or not. the church my mother has dragged me to has on average 700-800 people attend each Sunday. religious holidays like Easter or xmas youll except double that because everyone and their cousin goes to church those days.

By BigN987 | 0

#6728595 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 08:49

Mistakes happen. That would be embarrassing, but hopefully you are able to laugh about it, because embarrassing stuff (e.g., mistakes) like his happens a lot. Hopefully your family is just making light of the situation and poking fun. Best to just laugh it off and move on. It will be a good story to tell the grandchildren one day.

By manda8484 | 15

#6728615 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 11:20

I'm always scared one day I'll drop the communion when it's passed at church! That sucks, I'm sorry.

By Aylla89 | 3

#6728616 - Tuesday 27 December 2016 11:23

You may already know, but those types will get upset about anything deemed a sleight against that. Maybe just not go back to that church for awhile and find another. Your family is being crappy as well to you.