Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
probably the closest your going to get to it now
sportsnut 0
not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across
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Comments (166)
chellinha93 0
Oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea.
cheerchick4life 0
lol that's kinda embarrassing but I'm sure you two can look back on this and laugh
MrPresidentBoss1 0
Not an fml if you both liked it lol that sucks.
davyjonesno1 0
haha sucks
TheWhiteWolf 0
nice first contact ;) you have a + from the start ;) you should build on it ;)
colorfulgina 0
ahaha. yuup it was embrassing but my crush just chuckled at me. (:
christen09 8
thats probably the closest you'll ever get to his crotch...........
colorfulgina 0
P.S. I had tutoring today. (:
Rizzen 27
"tutoring" ;D
hXcsoccerplaya 0
@34 stfu, since your into abbreviations. the OP can do what she wants, especially if it in involves clarifying a comment or commenting on it. that's the point of FML comments. and also, I don't think this is an FML. I'm a guy and if I fell with my head in the lap of some girl who I liked, I would personally enjoy it. yes I would indeed ;-)
spitfire35 3
P.S. ftw = for the win And P.S. = post script (just in case)
lovemysnubber 0
technically speaking P.S. is actually short for post salutation. a salutation is the "signing off"; the good-bye of a letter such as love, your little ninja buddy the p.s. would come after that
spiderman0606 0
...these comments are funnier than the FML.
skyeyez9 25
it would have been funny if you kept your face planted in his crotch, or motorboated his balls.
awesome_town 0
most awesome idea EVAR =D