Today, I dropped my pencil in Bio and I leaned over to attempt to pick it up. Next thing you know it I tipped the desk over and I crashed onto my crush's lap with my face in his crotch. FML
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Today, I was in music class and I was reaching for the pen I'd dropped, I tilted myself, gripping my left hand on the table, and the person beside me pulled my arm for some reason, and my face fell into their lap. Right on the crotch. It reeked of sweat. FML
Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML
Today, I was in the cafeteria at a table near the guy I like. He was playing around with a ball with a couple of his friends. They dropped it, and it rolled over next to my foot. When I bent down to pick it up, I smashed my head against a chair. FML
Today, a kid in class dropped his paper on the floor. I held on to my desk with one hand and reached for the paper with my other hand. I lost balance and tilted both my chair and desk over, nailing the floor as everything on my desk hit the ground with me. He picked the paper up himself. FML
Today, I was on a video call with my crush from work. Trying to look totally chill, I leaned back in my chair. The back of chair gave way, so I fell out of frame, and the only thing he saw before I disconnected was my foot in the air. FML
Today, I was sitting with my crush at lunch. Trying to flirt, I tried to stare seductively into his eyes while sucking on my straw. I missed. The straw shot straight up my nose, causing me the worst nose bleed of my life. FML
Today, my crush was giving a presentation in class. I zoned out and began staring off into space - which happened to be in the exact direction of his crotch. When I realized what I was doing, I quickly looked up at his face. He was already looking at me, with an expression of severe discomfort. FML
Today, I was in class with a water bottle on my desk. I was on my phone not paying attention, when some girl knocked it over by accident. I went to grab it, even though it was in the corner of my eye. I caught the bottle of water but I also happened to grab her ass at the same time. FML
Today, I had to present a powerpoint in front of my class. When I was finished, no one clapped. On my way back to my seat, I slipped on a pencil and fell straight on my face. That's when everyone clapped. FML
Today, I had a substitute for science and I was standing at the stationary table when some other guy came over and made the thing wobble. The whole thing fell over and I got all the blame. Then I was sitting with my friends at lunch but another friend came back right when my crush was gonna sit next to me. FML
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wtfismyfml 0
probably the closest your going to get to it now
sportsnut 0
not too subtle but you may have gotten the message across
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Comments (166)
spitfire35 3
If he's nice and has a sense of humor, then you could make this into a good thing. If not, then FYL
doof_fisch 2
I know an fml lady....who swallowed a "fly".....I don't know why.....she swallowed the fly.....Perhaps, she'll die.
Ninjaface 0
I think you picked up the wrong pencil.
badbunny 0
well at least the class wont make oral sex jokes.
Sugarlips_xo 0
lol nbd. good excuse to make jokes and talk to him now :)
crazyderrub 0
hahaha, maybe you did it on purpose! lol
Jonomazin 0
Just say he had a magnet in his pants.
lovemysnubber 0
if this happened to me and I thought about it fast enough I sooooo would have said this
KCID_GIB_ATTOGi 0
epic win, thats not an FML!!!
nyahahaha_fml 0
maybe he liked it?
Lisa89 3
**** your school for having cheap furniture. And lucky he laughed about it :)