Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys down the gap between the train platform and the wall. I stood there feeling awful until a station employee came over with a long grabber. He picked them up in about ten seconds. I'd spent twenty minutes panicking for nothing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
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Top comments
SRJ 0
I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.
silvereye12 7
sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
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Comments (101)
trisarahtops 0
wtf don't get it
leadninja 0
retards... you put the flower pot on a string, lower it down and use it to grab the keys and bring them up. see?
G_thelegend 0
ur the retard! if a flower pot could fit through the drain theyd be able to reach it with a hand... duh
silvereye12 7
sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
fuzz97 23
she's probably autistic, lol
burtonboard97 0
you should be more specific. I really dont understand how you could be helped with a flower pot. This should not have been posted.
barrylarkin 0
British people are weird.
TokiWartooth 0
lol yep
zackmx99 0
have u seen ur profile pic
kitt90 0
and your an idiot coz the OP is from finland
dnlphm94 0
lmao i don't get it either but some of the comments on here are funny :) a mental image of someone trying to shove a flower pot down the drain.
Dimaranien 1
huh? Even the explanations don't make any sense to me...
s_t_e_p_h 0
I don't understand...
rainbowbob 0
I think this person is trying to say that he is a complete idiot and has no clue what he is talking about, I hate stupid people.
xMooMoox 0
Lol at # 20! #18 If she can't fit her hand in the drain how is she going to fit a god damn flower pot? And depending on the size how do you put a flower pot on a string! I for one think you are the retard! Go drop your keys down a drain and see if this works out for you.
utinaeniduin 0
#18 i want you to know that i for one get and appreciate your humor in the matter of this ridiculous fml post. #25 take a chill pill and start going to your high school english class more often.