Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys down the gap between the train platform and the wall. I stood there feeling awful until a station employee came over with a long grabber. He picked them up in about ten seconds. I'd spent twenty minutes panicking for nothing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
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SRJ 0
I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.
silvereye12 7
sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
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Comments (101)
babble 0
I think the FML is that the OP has just met this new flatmate, and now not only has no keys but a crazy flatmate.
NotTheAverage 0
Maybe the roommate was a midget - and needed the flowerpot as a step stool...
rt523 0
maybe the flower pot had magical powers...
goodtimesx2 0
what the hell does that suppose to mean?
Link5794 18
What the hell IS that supposED to mean?
nanab10 0
hahahaha #38
FFPianoDude 2
#30 clears it up a little. gives a new meaning to the situation
nuclear 0
...What? And no, I doubt #30 is right in this situation..
so_me_fml 0
Well thank goodness your new roomie had the flower pot idea or you'd probably still be locked out. Bet you feel stupid for not thinking of that one on your own.
bobertnoodle 0
How do you guys don't get it? It obviously means he found out his new flat mate is crazy. It say that he was meeting his new flat mate and he dropped his keys in a drain so his new flat mate was trying to get it with a flower pot. It's a FML for him because his new flat mate is crazy!!! DUH!
nviedemerde 0
hahahaha...#30... yeah i do not understand. but the comments made reading it worthwhile.