Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
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Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I dropped my keys down the gap between the train platform and the wall. I stood there feeling awful until a station employee came over with a long grabber. He picked them up in about ten seconds. I'd spent twenty minutes panicking for nothing. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
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Top comments
SRJ 0
I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.
silvereye12 7
sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?
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Comments (101)
annettelev 0
check #25 and #37 yeah I don't really understand this post too much.. but the comments are hilarious!
UConn_Huskies 0
18 you are the retard for thinking that you could tie a flower pot on a string and get keys with it. this is the kind of stupidity the OP was talking about
HolyWoah 0
I'm pretty sure they were talking about the storm drain. Much bigger than a sink drain. Now apply #18's logic. Idiots.
speedydrumstix 0
yes i think we're talking about the storm sewer..
blahblahblah43 0
uhh...how do you grab something with a flower pot?
LchTessMnstr 3
Lol @ #49
Jebuz 0
Haha, I clicked on number #49's profile and it was banned. ; )
xXlolololXx 0
LAME!! How the he'll did this waste of time end up on the site.
sneezing_unicorn 0
Incredibly vague and whoTF says flat mate? Great theories and comments, also could be his new room mate leaned over to look at the keys and knocked the OPs flower pot off the railing. Who knows.
super_fantastic 0
more clarity please