Miscellaneous: Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat...

By Mandoune - 07/11/2008 14:18 - Finland

Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2008 08:10 - France

Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML

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By ShittyKeys - 06/11/2009 08:57 - United States

Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML

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Keys, how do they work?

By Anonymous - 19/10/2020 01:56

Today, I had to call a locksmith because I got locked out of my apartment. It cost a total of $350 to break in and repair the lock. Not even 3 hours later, I dropped my only key in the sewer. FML

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You deserved it 824

By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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You deserved it 1 989

By Lea - 16/03/2010 13:31 - United States

Today, I dropped my car keys down the elevator shaft at my dorm. I had parked my car at a parking meter, and now had no way to get change out of my car. It took six hours for someone to get my keys, and I now have a $75 parking ticket. FML

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By catherineratley - 06/05/2012 04:09 - United States - Carmi

Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML

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You deserved it 2 981

By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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You deserved it 3 176

Butter fingers

By Anonymous - 16/10/2022 14:00

Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML

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You deserved it 380

By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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You deserved it 37 451

By Qwe - 20/03/2016 01:22 - United States - North Attleboro

Today, I dropped my wallet and it fell into the perfectly sized hole in the storm drain. FML

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You deserved it 1 587

SRJ 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:48

I'm a bit confused too. But according to urbandictionary, "flower pot" means "When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head." Maybe the person who posted the fml meant soiled underwear? Even then its a bit confusing...unless the flatmate had sh*t themselves and came out in their underwear to help.

silvereye12 7

Wednesday 29 June 2011 9:55

sarcasm is a foreign language to you, isn't it?

Comments

ht_GAH 0

Thursday 2 April 2009 2:46

I just wasted time reading a dumbass post....FML>.

Faced159 0

Friday 3 April 2009 1:34

yea this post is kind of stupid.

gofriars 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 14:04

Is this a storm drain? Or is it a house drain and your life's f***ed because your new roomie's a moron? How on earth did this ambiguous piece of crap get posted?

SRJ 0

Monday 6 April 2009 21:48

dsnke1 0

Wednesday 26 August 2009 3:25

ROFLMFAO! I havent laughed this hard in a while! This whole fml is full of win!

skyttlz 32

Wednesday 26 May 2010 6:43

#30 your comment made me rofl I'm still laughing!

LysssNysss 1

Monday 13 April 2009 22:09

Maybe the guy just decided to throw a flower pot in the drain because he's not the sharpest crayon in the box. (:

green_grass 0

Saturday 18 April 2009 10:00

maybe the flower pot has holes at the bottom?

ilmforever 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:30

this makes nooo sense at all so confused

xobriannawoah 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 4:04

i dont understand this post.

kewlkidd 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 20:11

what the F??? what are you telling me? makes no sense.. I lol'd at number 18 out of stupidity... and at number 25 because that is what i thought!!!! omg wow..best comments