Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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scaredofgirls 0
dude the same thing happened to me but in real life
Cabezilla 9
I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.
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chea_chea 0
Haha, yeah dreams suck sometimes. You got off easy though; that actually happened to me in real life back in HS, i was talking to this girl I met in town and we were speaking online and in person during school, we had even gone to a movie together but then when I asked for her digits she said she couldnt give them to me. My real life and your dream are so similar it's almost scary, WTF?
Bloodrush 0
This is probably a good sign that you should try picking up men instead and try the life of the gay...
lovelikewar 0
that sucks, but keep in mind that dreams often play out our insecurities. this probably just means that you're very preoccupied with the fear of being rejected. if you are then you'll have better luck in the real world than in any of your dreams.
jmeg_fml 0
#4 "women like two things: Confidence and danger." Danger? Seriously? You are so obviously a guy.
cpatrick820 3
I'm getting pretty sick of these "Oh woah is me!" FML's. I only care about unfortunate situations, not this self-loathing bullshit.
stonerjoe420 0
stop wasting our time with your bullshit. grow up lose some weight get some game and stop bitching about it.
likeduhhx4 0
it was only a dream and dreams don't come true.
Dessgeega 0
Frankly, I think this says a lot about what you think of yourself. I never started getting girls until I believed in my heart and soul that I could. Maybe you don't believe in yourself. Build your confidence by pushing yourself out of you boundaries. It helped me a ton.
hahaha6 0
LOL @ #36. You just reminded me of the t.v. show Blossom. When it came to reading the "woah"(still mispelled, but i can translate easy enough) the only thing i could think of was Joey saying "whoa!" I believe you were going for "woe is me".
meadowlark 0
Haven't you ever seen the movie Just Friends? You can't ask a girl to lunch; that's the express lane to the friend zone. Now you know!