Today, I dreamed that I met this beautiful girl at a restaurant and we ended up having lunch together. Everything was going perfect until the end when I tried to get her number and she wouldn't give it to me. I can't even get a girl in my dreams. FML
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Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I met a cute girl. She seemed really sweet and I was heartbroken to find out that she had fallen on hard times and was living in a shelter. I asked her if I could take her out to lunch. She said, "No." I can't even get a date with a homeless girl. FML
Today, through a mutual friend, I met the girl of my dreams. After flirting and exchanging numbers with her, my friend confessed that she's liked me since the day we met. Now the girl of my dreams doesn't want to pursue a relationship with me out of respect for our friend. FML
Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML
Today, at 1am, the girl of my dreams that I've been trying for over three years to date, finally asked me out via SMS. Too bad I was asleep at the time. She now thinks I've rejected her, and will no longer speak to me. FML
Today, I got rejected by a girl I wasn't even trying to ask out. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with the girl of my dreams. Wanting to get to know her, I asked her what she’s looking for in a relationship. She scoffed and said how relationships are for the weak and that it’s better to not catch feelings to avoid being hurt. I guess I don’t have a chance. FML
Today, I had a dream that I met my celebrity crush. As I leant in to kiss him, he rejected me saying, “Woah no thanks.” Cool, I get rejected even in my dreams. FML
Today, the girl of my dreams, the one person I've met in my life that I could see myself spending the rest of it with, told me she loves me. She then specifically added "...but not in that way, so we could never be together." FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
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scaredofgirls 0
dude the same thing happened to me but in real life
Cabezilla 9
I guess when girls say "In your dreams" that doesn't apply to you.
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Comments (104)
candii_fml 0
hahahhhaaa suks for you :)
lmfao69_fml 0
how the *** is this an FML. OMG U HAD A DREAM WHERE U DIDNT GET A GIRLS NUMBER!
sfsdfsf 0
this is the stupidest fml. give me a break.
Trixness 3
maybe since u cant satisfy urself then u cant satisfy women. u wud b surprised how many women just want u to just tell her u want her like a date or drink then say somthing romantic. watch out 4 twilight fans that never works out
DisturbedDriver 0
People...be nice. From personal experience as a GUY, I have a hard time deciding which is worse: 1. Not being able to get a girl to give you her number (I think OP's just damn shy or just comes off creepy, probably the first). or 2. Getting weird girls no guy would ever dig giving you their numbers without your asking You decide. Let me tell you that in this day and age being in #2 can be VERRRYYY uncomfortable.
crazychick12 0
wow this is really sad.. how old are you?? lol
kishycathiee 0
Aww how sad.
trapiadora 0
Wow i don't thnk you should take the dream so seriously . If you fell bad that bad about it try to do something about .
bostonkid3328 0
HA U SUCK AT LIFE
BabaBlackShirt 0
Well, I can see someone needs a confidence boost...