The Force is jealous in this one

By Anonymous - 05/08/2022 04:00

Today, my ex-girlfriend has been nothing but nice about our separation, and I’ve been slowly removing my stuff from her house, until she found out I have a new girlfriend just a few tiny years younger than her. She ran over my box of replica lightsabers with her work van. FML
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how freaking long does it take to move out?! idc how amicable I am, my house is not your storage unit. I don't want reminders of you everywhere just to have it thrown in my face you've replaced me already

n3rdn3ss 3

Sue for damages.

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n3rdn3ss 3

Sue for damages.

No wonder she dumped you. You play around with replica lightsabers. She wants a man who plays with genuine lightsabers!

They were only replica's, if they had been real lightsaber's then that would be a big deal.

how freaking long does it take to move out?! idc how amicable I am, my house is not your storage unit. I don't want reminders of you everywhere just to have it thrown in my face you've replaced me already

Define "a few tiny years." "A few" could mean anything.

2deployments1divorce 10

Are tiny years the years in-between leap years?

xxWTFxx1981 23

She wanted to make sure you guys didn't have any toys to play together because only kids play with light sabers.

To all the posters on here who think that replica lightsabers are cheap toy's,they're actually an investment they go up in value and depending on the manufacturer they can be worth a shit ton of money. I seen lightsabers sell for over 5 grand hell even cheap replicas cost at least 500 bucks. and ones used in the movies or at the level of accuracy as the movies those lightsabers can be 10 grand or more.

You'd think he would've secured his investment then, instead of abandoning it at ex-gfs house while he shagged someone new. He's a moron.

THIS. Plus, if they were that valuable/important, he should have moved them out first.

Between the time you broke up and getting your stuff back you had time to move on with you life? You sound like a codependent dolt. You deserved this.

YDI. It's not her job to hold onto your crap, and you've already replaced her? With a younger model? And you're so lame you have replica Lightsabers (which are a dime a dozen come Halloween)? Yeah... totally on you.