Today, my ex-girlfriend has been nothing but nice about our separation, and I’ve been slowly removing my stuff from her house, until she found out I have a new girlfriend just a few tiny years younger than her. She ran over my box of replica lightsabers with her work van. FML
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Today, my house was set on fire, courtesy of my ex-girlfriend, who found out that I have a new girlfriend. Most of our belongings are now reduced to ashes. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home; she'd even taken the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML
Today, my girlfriend did the whole "break up with your boyfriend and kick him out of the house" thing from the movies. Except it's my house. She kept my stuff. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me. When she moved out, she even took the light bulbs with her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after a year of living together. She told me that she met someone else and wanted to move out. She moved out... but moved her things into my roommate's bedroom. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, I found out that my ex has a “new” girlfriend. I’ve been romantically involved with the ex off and on since our breakup 2 years ago, which just so happens to be how long they’ve apparently been dating. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I just got a new assignment for the moving company I work for. Two weeks ago my fiancé dumped me and I moved out of the house. Almost all of the furniture was mine and it took forever. The new moving assignment I have is moving her new boyfriend into my old house. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. The constant harassment, threats and stalking by my ex-wife have finally driven her away. This is the third time this has happened. My ex physically beat the other two up, and now she’s scared away the one I wanted to marry. The courts have done nothing. FML
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Crowned Sataness 12
how freaking long does it take to move out?! idc how amicable I am, my house is not your storage unit. I don't want reminders of you everywhere just to have it thrown in my face you've replaced me already
n3rdn3ss 8
Sue for damages.
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n3rdn3ss 8
Sue for damages.
RichardPencil 30
No wonder she dumped you. You play around with replica lightsabers. She wants a man who plays with genuine lightsabers!
JackWood 20
They were only replica's, if they had been real lightsaber's then that would be a big deal.
Crowned Sataness 12
how freaking long does it take to move out?! idc how amicable I am, my house is not your storage unit. I don't want reminders of you everywhere just to have it thrown in my face you've replaced me already
Hangryko 31
Define "a few tiny years." "A few" could mean anything.
2deployments1divorce 11
Are tiny years the years in-between leap years?
xxWTFxx1981 23
She wanted to make sure you guys didn't have any toys to play together because only kids play with light sabers.
Charlie Given 26
To all the posters on here who think that replica lightsabers are cheap toy's,they're actually an investment they go up in value and depending on the manufacturer they can be worth a shit ton of money. I seen lightsabers sell for over 5 grand hell even cheap replicas cost at least 500 bucks. and ones used in the movies or at the level of accuracy as the movies those lightsabers can be 10 grand or more.
core01 30
You'd think he would've secured his investment then, instead of abandoning it at ex-gfs house while he shagged someone new. He's a moron.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
THIS. Plus, if they were that valuable/important, he should have moved them out first.
timinator5000 28
Right? How long does it take to move stuff out? Most important stuff goes first. His fault for leaving them if they were of any value. If he hadn't gotten Anything yet then ok.
Kr3m 5
Between the time you broke up and getting your stuff back you had time to move on with you life? You sound like a codependent dolt. You deserved this.
timinator5000 28
Right? Makes me wonder about the new gf timeline....or how long he's kept stuff at the exs...
Taurus_ChicKa 36
YDI. It's not her job to hold onto your crap, and you've already replaced her? With a younger model? And you're so lame you have replica Lightsabers (which are a dime a dozen come Halloween)? Yeah... totally on you.