Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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Comments (252)
sephoraprincess 7
tehehe
scarsofaddiction 0
how is that a bad thing? lol
Hotness1 0
Nice Hair! Go Dolphins!
DeathlyChilled 2
lol :-D
afdude87 6
haha..
oliver86 8
who was the groom?
xohockeyfreak10x 0
time to start thinking of a sex change...
snowfox_fml 10
lol it's a sign
hahachun 4
so true. a girl would have spelled dreamt.
carcinogan 0
what you tryin to say? we men ain't good at anything or what?
fisheatsbear 6
it's spelled both ways :p British - American (brought to you by an American)
whisperingeye13 0
us mens is good spellers too
sweetstuffFML 1
...right.... xD
ThatGuyWithTheFa_fml 0
yeah, a woman would have spelt "dreamt". but why would they be sleeping in the kitchen?
Smileyface1918 3
I'm a girl, and even I think that's hilarious!
insanesna1l 0
maybe you were looking at the chick without realizing
TheAftermath 0
Congrats Girlfriend!
Cenobyte 10
LOL Seriously though, its just a dream. I've dreamed that I was a guy before. Doesn't mean anything.
doggywalker 1
yah, it kinda does
Grimmerie 31
no it doesn't. i know lot of people who have had dreams featuring themselves as the opposite sex.
thatonename 7
ok, while it doesn't mean your life is over, it does mean something. you don't dream for no reason. it's your subconscious thoughts. all it means is op has at least thought about what it's like to be a woman on her wedding day, not that he wants to be one.
zargon 1
I'm glad everyone here are brilliant cognitive scientists. I mean, for everybody to be able to tell him exactly what this dream means is a major breakthrough in our understanding of the human mind! Seriously, all we really know about dreams' content for certain is that it is some amalgam of things that, at some point, have been on our mind, consciously or not. The nature of this amalgam, or the meaning of any element within is speculative at best. OP: It probably doesn't mean anything significant and your life is in no way ******. You just had a dream.