Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML
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Today, I had a wonderful dream where I got married to the perfect guy, then had the best sex of my life on a beautiful honeymoon. The only problem is that my "husband" was the snowman from Frozen, and that I got sad when I realized it was just a dream. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke up in the middle of the night, crying. When I asked her why, she said that she had a dream where we were getting married. FML
Today, I dreamt I had a secret admirer whom I met in person. She had red hair, a plus size body and a beautiful smile. This would've been great if it weren't for the fact I was a straight woman. FML
Today, I dreamed that I got so nervous during a toast at my friend's wedding that I pissed myself. To coax myself to wake up, I took off my dress, stripped down to my underwear, and pinched myself. I wasn't dreaming. FML
Today, as a joke, my friends and I decided to put me in a dress and makeup, to creep out a friend. I'm a guy. I'm not sure which is worse, the fact that I so willingly volunteered to wear the dress and the makeup, or the fact that I thought it was comfy and made me look slim. FML
Today, I woke up following one of the worst nightmares of my life. I was sweating, clutching the sheets, and feeling sick to the stomach. I'd been dreaming of my wedding that's taking place next week. FML
Today, I got to spend the entire day shopping for lingerie with the man of my dreams. He bought everything I'd ever wanted and more! Too bad it was for another woman. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I woke up with no voice to say my I dos with. FML
Today, I'm getting married. I have a big poofy white dress and, oh yes, the shits. Here's hoping I can make it down the aisle without rushing off to the toilet. FML
Today, despite having long hair and wearing makeup and a dress, I was still mistaken for a man several times. I'm a girl and I was born a girl. FML
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dre_bro11 12
ahahaha this ones the best
Lizza330 28
I don't see a problem with this; it was just a dream after all.
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Comments (252)
Dez31396 0
HAHAHAHA
k9obsessed 5
LMAO. Relax, OP. Dreams are like riddles; the meaning is never what seems most obvious. It's probably your subconcious trying to tell you something about your life. I'd suggest looking up some of the things from your dream on a dream interpreting site. Or seeing a professional about it.
jayalexander 7
funniest fml ever!!
saleha97 4
trans?
jlperry31 10
don't listen to these insecure peeps. it was just a dream. I dreamed last night that I was working at taco bell ( I worked there for 6 years age 16-22) I'm 33 now. anyway in my dream I worked with the character Barney Stinson from how I met your mother and Roseanne Barr. dreams are just dreams we don't know why
nerdsgetmehot 23
You're just jealous because you don't have cleavage. Oh wait, that's me. *Tear*
pimpadelic12 4
this is ine of the best fmls i hav read:) lmao
johnyd20251 0
I dreamt that I was in a salon getting my nails done facial hair cut dyed etc and I'm a boy so what I actually wish that I have the guts to do that ohh I question to the ladies what do you think of a guy that has either his finger nails or toe nails painted just post
Monii_Harlz 11
nothing wrong with it, if your a cross dresser or a drag queen ^.^ lol
JosieBongs 0
Would you **** you?