Knaxer - FML

About Knaxer

Just a north city guy with a fucked up life

Knaxer - Followers

Knaxer - Followed

Knaxer's page visits

Hugged!

Knaxer's FML badges

Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Supersize Menu
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
One ring to rule them all
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

1%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

5%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

6%
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

2%
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

5%
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

0%
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

17%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

35%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

1%
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

2%
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

0%
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

1%

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Knaxer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Knaxer / Saturday 12 December 2015 17:22 / United States - Silver Spring