Kids: Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the...

By Anonymous - 11/02/2014 19:10 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 379

You deserved it 3 707

Labour Day: Rest or Disaster?
Find out how a day off can turn into a series of hilarious, unexpected events. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By WolfieJL - 18/05/2014 07:51 - United States

Today, my two year old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 041

You deserved it 5 453

By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 13:51 - United States - Pottstown

Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 636

You deserved it 38 958

Chain reaction

By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 16:01 - United States - Nashville

Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 638

You deserved it 238

By Anonymous - 16/04/2016 07:16 - United States - Roscoe

Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 785

You deserved it 1 665

Barf

By sickatwokr - 30/06/2015 20:26 - Australia

Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 947

You deserved it 1 867

By Anonymous - 24/04/2014 15:35 - United Kingdom - Montrose

Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 226

You deserved it 3 415

By Anonymous - 29/06/2014 04:16 - United States

Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 54 689

You deserved it 4 012

By Felinefine - 15/08/2016 19:33 - United Kingdom - South Petherton

Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 903

You deserved it 2 495

Ralph and Huey

By justmyluck - 12/02/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 713

You deserved it 4 900

By castironstomach - 03/10/2017 20:00

Today, I learned that my daughter will literally eat until she is sick to keep her father and brothers from getting her dessert. I also learned that my boys are sympathetic vomiters. All five of them. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 759

You deserved it 372

applebramble 22

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:04

At least you weren't the third sympathy OP. Just the smell would already stir me badly :s I suggest you prepare sick bags in your car this time if you're expecting more of this... Good luck cleaning up your car .

Welshite 39

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:05

Give them each a cup. It's what my mother did for my ultra-carsick sibling. I was a sympathy puker too.

Comments

ShakeDisPlace 10

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:27

^^ Who wants Chowder?

obelisk_43055 6

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:29

Pour coffee grounds in the back the smell of coffee will take over then vacuum them up when done

SouthernLady12 13

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:41

This made me want to vomit just envisioning this. Good thing you have s strong stomach! Use an ammonia water mixture in a spray bottle it will clean it and get the smell out.

Morqan_Freeman 14

Wednesday 12 February 2014 6:34

Imagine these two growing up and doing sympathy things for one another that should not really be done... for one another. If you are now reading this sentence, you are laughing or grossed out. Maybe a little of both if you used your imagination correctly.

TaliaAmaraS 13

Wednesday 12 February 2014 2:49

leave an open box or two (or three) of packing soda in the car. that stuff eats up bad smells

kenleybunch 15

Wednesday 12 February 2014 3:04

At least it wasn't diarrhea....? No, actually both are equally horrible.

JRFaceless 8

Wednesday 12 February 2014 4:38

"Equally" yeah, trust me if you had to choose between getting vomit or liquid shit on your shoes you'd choose puke every time

prettyinpink4884 9

Wednesday 12 February 2014 6:54

I'd rather get liquid shit on my shoes. I have a fear of throw up :3

kenleybunch 15

Wednesday 12 February 2014 14:32

I'd say it depends on what was thrown up

caver1 14

Wednesday 12 February 2014 3:05

I got a vomit fee stickers

taylor21398 14

Wednesday 12 February 2014 3:34

Sounds like a stinky situation. Lol

grumblebum 16

Wednesday 12 February 2014 3:37

A mix of Borax and Baking soda will work. My daughter threw up in the back of my car and after cleaning it up I liberally covered the damp spots with the mix. The borax soaks up the moisture and the baking soda works on the smell. Leave until dry and then vacuum up. Have even done this on old still smelly stains, spray with water first. Works on mattresses too.