Today, I discovered that when one of my toddlers throws up, the other sympathy-pukes too, and that this continues until they're both empty. I guess my car is going to stink of vomit for a while. FML
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Today, my two year-old puked in the backseat of the car. When we stopped to clean her up, she scooped up the vomit by the handful and threw it at my head. I had an almost two-hour drive before I could wash the smell off myself. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to fart next to my brother in the car. Apparently, his carsickness is exacerbated by strong smells. I now know what it feels like to have lap full of vomit. FML
Today, my 7-month-old spit up on the floor. My 3-year-old puts their hands in it, sniffed, and puked. Then sticks their hands in their own puke, sniffed, and puked again. FML
Today, my 3 year-old woke up with diarrhea. The stench caused him to throw up. My husband started sympathy puking all over the floor. I'm so exhausted already that I'm considering just burning the damn house down to avoid cleaning it all up. FML
Today, while alone in the childcare centre I work at, one of the children farted bad enough to trigger my morning sickness. Because I was alone, I couldn't leave the room, which resulted in me throwing up into a 2-year-old-sized toilet, while 12 toddlers either watched or ran wild. FML
Today, I got my car cleaned. As I drove home, the passenger of the van in front of me vomited out the window. The vomit sailed back and splattered all over the front of my car. A waste of £10 and a mental image that will never go away. FML
Today, it's day four of liquid ass and violent hurling after I hosted a birthday party for my daughter, and one of the kids brought a stomach virus rather than a present. Yesterday my daughter started with the violent vomiting too. Everything smells like vomit in my home. Yay me! FML
Today, I had to go pick up my kid, because he threw up while playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out for not keeping my son at home while he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, after changing and dressing my 6-month-old into his super cute brand new outfit, I saw the telltale sign of him about to vomit. Without thinking, I cup my hand under his mouth and catch it all. I had to sit there with a hand full of puke and nowhere to dump it. FML
Today, my mom picked me up from school due to me being sick. Afterwards, she took a detour to the DMV, and I waited in the car. I ended up vomiting everywhere, clothes included, and had to sit in the car for three hours while the taste and smells lingered. FML
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applebramble 22
At least you weren't the third sympathy OP. Just the smell would already stir me badly :s I suggest you prepare sick bags in your car this time if you're expecting more of this... Good luck cleaning up your car .
Welshite 39
Give them each a cup. It's what my mother did for my ultra-carsick sibling. I was a sympathy puker too.
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it__happens 17
Look at the bright side at least they didn't puke in your hair.
Ari1337 15
well it would be easier to clean puke out of your hair than out of your car.
Morqan_Freeman 14
@25 How could puke reach OP's hair from the back seat? Unless the car is weird as hell, I would love to see these rocket-vomits.
faygo_chick 5
Most rear seats are super easy to remove. I would take it out of the car completely and power wash it.
buttcramp 21
next time you're at the doctor's office ask for some of those blue puke bag things! they can fit easily in a center console so of one (or both) feel sick you can hand it to them easily and they are long enough that it won't splatter.
LadyDelphinea 4
Oh that's gotta suck! It did make me lol though
Meanmommy02 11
I have a hard enough time no puking myself... Lucky for me my boys have not puke when the other was around or I'm sure I would have a river
tyler22waters 8
That's so cute
MurphyGallagher 18
Damn:(
safaeita 32
for me car fresheners + vomit smells would make me puke even more
vikky538 28
no matter what kids do..they r cute...
ahsanmasood 4
that is really really cute! and not in a gross way...its just cute :D more stories to tell them when they get a lil older!