By Fartini - 07/11/2016 06:47

Today, I discovered that alcohol makes me red-faced, extremely gassy and eager to discuss my virginity with everyone. FML
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Stay away from tequila- I heard tequila makes your clothes fall off

"I came /this/ close to losing my virginity to somebody I met at a high school party, but they just didn't look enough like my father. Discuss."

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Better not get shitfaced next time op, hope no one thought too much of it ;)

Sounds like me....

Stay away from tequila- I heard tequila makes your clothes fall off

One tequila two tequila three tequila floor!

And makes you agree to sleep with your best friend's boyfriend.

And that is why there is a legal age limit for alcohol. By 21 you don't care about all these things.. In my state it is 25!!! Thankfully, enforcement is near zero here.

As someone who is actually older than 21, you can be certain I care about those things. There's a fine line between having a good time and having a bad reaction.

neuronerd 28

Are you Asian? There's a genetic variant that's most common in the Asian population that causes an alcohol "allergy" (red face, etc).

Why on earth is this comment getting downvoted people?

To those of you downvoting this: she's actually not being racist; I read an article on this and it is true. Google it if you don't believe it.

Yep, it's called the Asian Glow.

"I came /this/ close to losing my virginity to somebody I met at a high school party, but they just didn't look enough like my father. Discuss."

species4872 19

Perhaps you should become a comedian, Add some slurred speech, A bit of a wobble, you'll be great.

Not everyone does well with alcohol. My husband can drink steadily all night long and be fine whereas if I have more than two drinks I'm done.

That kind of reaction is why I quit drinking. ?

I think it's cool that you're a virgin though. ?

Am I the only one who noticed OP's username Fartini ?

No, you're not.