Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my...

By Natalie - 02/03/2010 22:05 - Canada

Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as revenge. FML

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We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.

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rock999 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:42

what did u do

Red_Wing_Nut44 14

Sunday 28 August 2011 6:09

What was said revenge for?

newburton13 26

Thursday 15 March 2012 1:30

For what?

thedimedrl 0

Monday 4 June 2012 21:42

Just claim its a work of art and sell it on Ebay

blink_kid 32

Saturday 23 February 2013 2:10

I like how you conveniently forgot to mention what this revenge was for. Chances are, you deserved it.

ButlerOfChaos 7

Friday 17 May 2013 19:52

Did you cover her room in ketchup?

calbus731 1

Thursday 12 December 2013 23:54

Revenge for what?

Wingman527 22

Wednesday 3 September 2014 4:18

I agree, "for revenge" kind of hints that OP deserved it.

VolcanoTheDragon 20

Wednesday 15 October 2014 21:30

...what's a sharpie?

fantasyworld 37

Wednesday 18 March 2015 4:57

Revenge for what?

VinnieAlonzo 11

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Ass Whoppin alert

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