Natalie
Canada
Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
familyofpsychos
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Elkhorn, United States
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
szechuansauce
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
HGTV
Boston, United States
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
sisterly love
Santa Clara, United States
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
epiiphany
United States
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
NoColor
San Francisco, United States
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
punaise ...
Marchaux, France
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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i_is_a_tr00l 0
YHUUU IZ LYKE...DUM N STOOPID. LAWLZ.
_swimcutie_ 0
ooooooooh..ur sister is my girl! Haha noo jokingg. But u gotta admit..that's a great idea. Anyways..yes that sucks for u. A LOT!
Lewnna 0
I hate to ask, but... Revenge for what? >D
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
your revenge: color in her face with sharpie when shes sleeping. that'll show her not to **** with you.
Rickyretardo 0
dude I does any one remember the drivers Ed commercial for mini sharpies a few years ago were the bad student kept scratching other cars and covering it with the sharpie oh classic my friend once did that
afatmonkey 0
haha omg rotflmfao csl WTF what a sldb my bff and lrpq are lmao and lpqring. potato.
101Alex101 0
how are you in collage when you spelt "colored" wrong?
FMLaholic2010 0
How can you pick on other people's correct spelling if you can't spell for yourself?
paigeatsflesh 11
"SPELT" not a fuucking word okay? dumbass
S0biTeMe 4
'spelt' is in the dictionary. Does that make it a word? dumbass?
yottskry 0
@141: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/spelt Second definition. The first is a type of wheat.
alex_vik 1
...as revenge against what? Until you say, I'm giving you a YDI.
yeahreally 6
That sucks!! Especially since college text books are WAAYYYY too overpriced...FYL
erikahhh 0
That's ****** up.