Today, I discovered that my sister coloured in the pages of my college text books with Sharpie as "revenge." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my little sister decided the best way to cheat on a test is to take someone else's test, scratch through their name in pencil, and write her name underneath. She starts high school next semester. FML
Stiched up
Today, I found a notebook my 12-year-old sister had been doodling in. Turns out the "doodles" were poems full of obscenities and descriptions of how she wanted to hurt herself. When I showed it to my mom, she accused me of writing the notebook myself to frame my sister. FML
Today, my nine-year-old niece found my coloring book that features swear words. I took it away and hid it in a different spot. No less than an hour later, her younger sister found it. FML
Roommates from hell
Today, I got home to the smell of permanent marker and the discovery that my roommate's little sister had drawn flower petals around every polka dot she could reach on my walls. I just put up the wallpaper last weekend. FML
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Betrayal
Today, my sister admitted to selling pages of my diary to my old boyfriends. FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
Today, to avoid walking on a thumbtack that had fallen on the floor, my little sister took a red sharpie to the carpet and drew a circle around it, "so that way, everyone will see it." FML
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FYLDeep 26
We don't know what you did. I can't make a valid assessment of the situation.
nordies4 0
what a jerk!!!!! dude I'm sorry
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erjaguam 0
sell your sister. get new books.
hypergrafia 1
Um, more than anything I'm impressed with your sister's dedication. She *coloured* the pages of your textbook*s*? As in, went through about 3,000 pages and coloured each one in individually? You must have done something BAD, dude.
spazzboy 0
And still we have yet to learn what she did to her sister
drummer07boy 1
bitches be crazy
Bethmonster 0
Wow you must of done somethin' REALLY bad to have her be so horrible to you, but I doubt you could have done anything that bad if you posted it on this site,so you should get revenge on her revenge!!! :)
mrfunnyd 0
Well, you clearly did SOMETHING to piss her off. Yevenge for what? Whatever it was, you totally deserved this one.
mrnipples7311 13
I don't know y but I think you did something to her
epictrollathon 0
Superglue one of the texts books to her face and get revenge revenge.
ChairForce 0
I was going to click "Your life sucks" but then I saw the words "as revenge" and clicked YDI instead.
bobman555 0
That is when sisters go too far.