Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
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Top comments
YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
CitrusGirl 0
Put him in time-out. That sounds like something for his level of maturity.
mellyYaYo 0
that's actually pretty cute, not gonna lie.
xoxotayy58 0
I agree lol
youFMLme17 0
that is pretty adorable lol
Krista835 5
It's cute until it happens when you have something you really want to just talk out or whatever and he won't talk back "/
GreenBud_fml 0
I think that.. he loves you?
Zero22120 12
Awesome
juwood 7
lip rings FTW!
saleha97 4
Agree with #13!
kjolley 0
same here fyl, fml
imnotcraZ 0
well he loves you?...Eh dump him
ACMX721 4
so? just tell him not to do whatever you want to 'talk' about
RideOrDie1248 0
He forgot to scream it, THEN kiss you. Thats why its not working.
DjeePee 25
That sounds so damn irritating. Right now I'm imagining the OP, shouting to her boyfriend about all the problems they have, whilst he keeps telling her 'I love you'...then OP throws something painful to his head. End of story. OP, wait till he is angry at you. Revenge is coming.