Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
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YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
lalapahalica 0
I know what it feels like to have that happened it's so immature as I use to tell my ex boyfriend grow up and then come talk to me! I'm sorry that happened and hope everything works out better than my situation did >.<
DakotaLM 0
This is just like my friend Joe Green he pisses me off he probably will do that all his life.
KayyLily 0
at least he loves you?
prismis 0
creepy. time to toss that one to the curb
matchnaller 0
haha nice
khlinka 0
Haha my boyfriend does that too! Except he adds in the hugs and kisses and tries to get make up sex out of it...
samiJo1116 0
welcome to the club...
Skatejock21 0
YDI OP. You choose who your friends and boyfriends are... and well, you chose him.
Shadow4i5 3
ITS NOT?!
DisappearingRose 18
I know how that feels.... My boyfriend used to do that. Well my EX boyfriend. *hint*