Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
mariet_fml 23
Anyone else thinking of an XKCD strip?
little_monster21 0
ha. I wish my bf did that kinda. its cute. be happy he loves you.
LuciDaniels 8
^hahaha. win # 82!
overnumerousness 0
Are there no concerns, whatsoever, that a new boyfriend- emphasis on 'new'- is already throwing around the 'L' word?
furbabies 6
We have been together for months actually, so he's not THAT new, but still feels new to me, I guess. :P
overnumerousness 0
My bad- I read the words and then run with it :) good for you for having someone who you annoyingly adore (how romance should be, if you ask me) but, you might want him to simmer down a bit with the whole 'says it over and over' thing?
overnumerousness 0
you are most likely the exception to the rule, because I can't think of many other circumstances where a grown ass adult would say to another grown ass adult "I love you" after three days. Hope you and your S.O have many more happy years ahead - just to prove nay-sayers such as myself wrong :p
instantmusic 4
When there's a conflict eh?. I bet it would be interesting to see him in a bar fight.
brookexrawrr 0
hehee, thats the worrrst. just walk out of the room & he'll chase after youu ;)
imacreeper 3
why is the toilet seat u--I LOVE YOU!
Snafuusmc 12
well shit I do it to. it stops the arguments then I'll say what I'll say then your turn.
Billyfofilly 0
this reminds me of something... so you clone yourself, then bone yourself, is that gay or masturbation?
SpectSelf 0
I'm gonna say both
mruizk9 7
what a punk!