Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
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YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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PassTheDutch 0
that's better than getting in a huge fight, you getting pissed off and goin to stay with your mom, not talking for a day and then goin to lunch and you move back in. 'makeup' sex kinda makes it worth it tho.
bigdurrdy 4
Easy solution: dump him.
dreamering 16
Dumbass
loveofyourlife11 0
really? just because he screams I love you when she tries to talk to him? what the he'll is wrong with you? you will never get married! and if you do, PLEASE don't have kids! op. try talking to him about it. maybe hr just feels guilty for what he has done and that is his way of apologizing. :/
instantmusic 4
Ｙｅａ， ａｔ ｌｅａｓｔ ｔｒｙ ｔｏ ｇｅｔ ｈｉｍ ｔｏ ｒｅｖｉｓｅ ｈｉｓ ｔａｃｔｉｃｓ ｆｉｒｓｔ．Ｉｆ ｎｏｔ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｉｓ ｒｅｌａｔｉｏｎｓｈｉｐ， ｂｕｔ ｆｏｒ ｔｈｅ ｎｅｘｔ ｏｎｅ．
Theguy614 0
I hate people like you grow up
Krista835 5
Well, it is an easy solution. I think just whether it's a good one or not is what's debatable
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
CrazyManNo9 29
And that's not right? I mean, I love you! Don't you want to love me back?
cptmorgan15 2
It's funny how the L word is thrown around like a sack of used condoms.. wait.. a umm, a baseball.
elcherry_fml 0
It shows that he really do love you! Shouldn't you appreciate that?
Keyman1212 14
*Or* he sounds like he's retarded. I mean it could be that too.
BWill9014 4
Are you sure it was that bad? because I'm picturing some emo kid screaming "I LOVE ARRRRRRRGHH I LOVE YOU NDIKEKEF I LOVE YOU" from the way you described it... when it probably wasn't that bad
Gamzee_fml 0
THIS
Bassmasterclassi 2
might be trying to shut you up
thesexyperson 3
i think thats cute