Today, I discovered that my new boyfriend is the type of guy who, when there is a conflict, will just scream "I LOVE YOU" over and over hoping that it will solve itself instead of actually trying to work the problem out. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my "boyfriend" told me that he loves money more than me and would date it if he could. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were watching TV, I asked him if he loved me. He turned up the volume. FML
Today, my boyfriend confessed to me that he purposely makes me angry, because when I'm angry, I clean, and it saves him having to do it himself. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he loves me. Instead of saying it back, I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I tried to tell my boyfriend how I have been feeling recently in our relationship. He lashed out at me, saying I was just accusing him of being the bad guy. I guess I'll never express my feelings ever again. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend purposely makes me cry because it makes him feel special. FML
Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out that my new boyfriend is a "Men's Rights Activist". FML
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YacL 15
Have you tried prescribing him a heavy dose of man-the-**** up?
iAmScrubs 19
OP- "honey, there are women's undergarments that I don't recognize in your car. Care to explain?" OP's boyfriend- "I love you, I love you, I love you, I LOVE YOU"
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Comments (224)
lifeisabitchandy 2
Sorry it sucks to be you, I just try the let's do make up sex and I love you!!!
GabbyCharityM 0
Of course, Mr.iFuckOnTheFirstDate.
lifeisabitchandy 2
I clearly don't really look like that but it's a funny picture!
thesexyperson 3
you are sooo gay
furbabies 6
Haha I am the OP (just created an account) I'm loving all these comments, really funny. Just thought I'd tell you all that this doesn't particularly bother me, it's more really cute when he does it than anything, xD I feel bad now about slagging him off because I do adore him
Daerauko 0
then explain how your arguments seem to consistantly get to yelling... seems if the get to yelling then you both probably need to get out of the relationship, or both starve for rough makeup sex. seems weird either (seems a bunch of the normal kind is healthier for the relationship)
furbabies 6
They don't "consistently" get to yelling :P We have only ever had a few conflicts and they've always been sorted out soon enough, he just kinda annoys me when he does this instead of talking it through. But it always goes fine in the end. :)
tonedox1 3
and that doesn't work?! lol -sarcasm implied
MuffyStJacques 0
Broken record syndrome.
perdix 31
"All You Need Is Love" It worked for The Beatles, why not for this dude? OP, I think *you* are the problem.
Play75Boy 0
he killed it !
saltycookies 5
I like the put guys like this in the "pussy" category. You can also put them in the "bitch" subcategory
instantmusic 4
Ｉ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｏ ｐｕｔ ｇｕｙｓ ｌｉｋｅ ｔｈａｔ ｉｎ ａ ”Ｃｕｔｅ” ｏｒ ”Ａｄｏｒａｂｌｅ” ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ．
SpectSelf 0
I agree
htb2050 11
I am also the same type of guy. atleast I think that. but it invloves physical love. I think that is the only way to stop women thinking about problems.
instantmusic 4
Ｉｔｓ ａ ｐｅｒｆｅｃｔ ｔａｃｔｉｃ ａｓ ｌｏｎｇ ａｓ ｙｏｕ ａｃｔｕａｌｌｙ ｇｅｔ ａｒｏｕｎｄ ｔｏ ｔｈｅ ｒｅａｌ ｉｓｓｕｅｓ ｉｎ ｔｉｍｅ． Ｉ’ｍ ｇｕｅｓｓｉｎｇ ＯＰ’ｓ ＢＦ ｄｏｅｓｎｔ ｄｏ ｔｈａｔ．
instantmusic 4
Hey mod, does full-width alphanumeric not render properly? I'm not sure which rule it violates exactly. I'm not angry, just curious :P
Sirin_fml 47
Double-spaced text makes me want to microwave babies. But then, what doesn't?
instantmusic 4
Epic. Sorry, usin JP input right now and was just too lazy to change input modes when I swap windows(it defaults to full-width alphanumeric for some odd reason), makes the text appear "full-width" I guess. I'll lay off it.
htb2050 11
I didn't get to read the reply!
NoellleBuddy 0
hahaha oook and this is coming from an 18 year old LMFAO, does that not make anyone else laugh? ahahaha..
stromdahl17 0
I do that, minus the repetition. Then again, I never argue about anything worthwhile. Haha
lil_lala209 5
that's kind of cute... :)