By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States

Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....


Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

BahahahLOL 0


pictures or it didn't hap..... eh, never mind 

For once, we'll assume it happened without the pics...

BahahahLOL 0

I'm scarred for life. This is worse than that time I found Sesame Street porn.

sesame street porn.. its some scary shit >_<!

otheriBlair 0

fucked up

Currentlyonfire 4

I'd say either put on the strap on and show him what a real man would do. or put on a pair of latex gloves for a good ol prostate exam.

oh wow. that's just wrong.

mona_is_here 10

That's just.. so messed up and yet so funny

KingDingALing 9

The cookie monster was probably a pussy monster in Sesame Street porn Cookie Monster: PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!

rzbt21 0


better safe than sorry huh =)

I had an awful mental image of your man's ass crack..

LightningLadyy 0

No one...? Alright, I'll do it... GOATSE!!!!!!!

Invierno 10

@66: I was thinking the same thing! Poor kitty and poor OP. lol I have a very disturbing imagination. *shudder*

LOL what what in the butt :)

That's no worm.....

ParadeOfShadows 0

The images running in my head right now are nightmare worthy

DarkHelmet 10


Dear Thunder Lady, TITS OR GTFO

u r gorgeous

Ohhhhhhhh, this explains Goatse.

jrgr 6

lmao!! omg how funny

I have nothing to say but: O_O

FFML_314 11

HEY! That's a legitimate question/concern! Worms are very serious. If you love the man, check his ass for worms! Sheesh, woman!

And shave his ass to prevent The Chafe while you're at it. >.<

no sex tonight!

correction*no ANAl! sex tonight !!!*

correction* no ANAL sex tonight!!* (then again it might get the worms out for you) I'm gross sorry!!

sorry double post

triple actually buddy

FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

FFML_314 11

That's nothing. My fantasies will blow your mind!

FFML_314 11

Oh, well let me reiterate. "r mind."

0darkfire0 0

I've heard of these 'mind jobs' some serious spiritually kinky shit there. :P

honeycream 0

umm yeah thats kind of sick.

Ahh I saw a documentary about tapeworms on tv when I was a kid, the man was re-telling the story of how he went to the bathroom and the worm popped it's head out his rear end. Needless to say I was scared to poo for about a year, so I don't blame your husband!

oh god I'm taking a poo right now!

I wonder how many people go on FML on their cell phones while in the bathroom haha.

Haha I saw something similiar to that on Monsters Inside Me... oh and sometimes I bring my iPod in the bathroom to read FML..

I saw something like that on Monsters Inside Me... sorry if this is double post

Yes, but that means he had sex with the cat.

ThatLooksSticky 16

I feel very uncomfortable right now.

I second that emotion.

you guys have worms in your butts too?

Prodigy7 4

Probably wanted you to stick your finger in his ass.