By Anonymous - 06/09/2010 04:20 - United States

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML
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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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Mirorbo 26
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Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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Mirorbo 26
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Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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BahahahLOL 0

IMAGES!

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andruha1123 5
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pictures or it didn't hap..... eh, never mind 

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Mirorbo 26
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For once, we'll assume it happened without the pics...

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BahahahLOL 0

I'm scarred for life. This is worse than that time I found Sesame Street porn.

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SuperRaad 0
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sesame street porn.. its some scary shit >_<!

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otheriBlair 0

fucked up

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Currentlyonfire 4

I'd say either put on the strap on and show him what a real man would do. or put on a pair of latex gloves for a good ol prostate exam.

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parii 0
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oh wow. that's just wrong.

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mona_is_here 10

That's just.. so messed up and yet so funny

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KingDingALing 9

The cookie monster was probably a pussy monster in Sesame Street porn Cookie Monster: PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!

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rzbt21 0

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

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graceguerrero 6
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better safe than sorry huh =)

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xSummerRosaleex 1
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I had an awful mental image of your man's ass crack..

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LightningLadyy 0

No one...? Alright, I'll do it... GOATSE!!!!!!!

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Invierno 10

@66: I was thinking the same thing! Poor kitty and poor OP. lol I have a very disturbing imagination. *shudder*

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Eyou 0
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LOL what what in the butt :)

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Chickenfoot117 6
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That's no worm.....

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ParadeOfShadows 0

The images running in my head right now are nightmare worthy

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DarkHelmet 10

LMFAO!!!!

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TittiesOrGTFO 0
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Dear Thunder Lady, TITS OR GTFO

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chillpill 0
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u r gorgeous

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xXLenaXx 0
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Ohhhhhhhh, this explains Goatse.

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jrgr 6

lmao!! omg how funny

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QWERTYCommander 5
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I have nothing to say but: O_O

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FFML_314 11

HEY! That's a legitimate question/concern! Worms are very serious. If you love the man, check his ass for worms! Sheesh, woman!

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8
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And shave his ass to prevent The Chafe while you're at it. >.<

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supaisu 0
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no sex tonight!

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molil_4810 0
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correction*no ANAl! sex tonight !!!*

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molil_4810 0
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correction* no ANAL sex tonight!!* (then again it might get the worms out for you) I'm gross sorry!!

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molil_4810 0
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sorry double post

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XArmyof1x 6
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triple actually buddy

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FYLDeep 25

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

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FFML_314 11

That's nothing. My fantasies will blow your mind!

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FFML_314 11

Oh, well let me reiterate. "r mind."

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0darkfire0 0

I've heard of these 'mind jobs' some serious spiritually kinky shit there. :P

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honeycream 0

umm yeah thats kind of sick.

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nickerbockers3 0
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Ahh I saw a documentary about tapeworms on tv when I was a kid, the man was re-telling the story of how he went to the bathroom and the worm popped it's head out his rear end. Needless to say I was scared to poo for about a year, so I don't blame your husband!

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ZleveL 0
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oh god I'm taking a poo right now!

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starile 19
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I wonder how many people go on FML on their cell phones while in the bathroom haha.

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machiko_fml 0
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Haha I saw something similiar to that on Monsters Inside Me... oh and sometimes I bring my iPod in the bathroom to read FML..

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machiko_fml 0
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I saw something like that on Monsters Inside Me... sorry if this is double post

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VeronicaKruize 0
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Yes, but that means he had sex with the cat.

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ThatLooksSticky 16

I feel very uncomfortable right now.

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chasin_butterfli 0
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I second that emotion.

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extradorkyloser 4
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you guys have worms in your butts too?

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Prodigy7 4

Probably wanted you to stick your finger in his ass.

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