FML : Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower...

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Today, I discovered that my husband is a tad paranoid after finding out that our cat has worms. He and I were in the middle of sharing a romantic shower following something of a dry spell when he bent over, spread his cheeks apart and asked, in earnest, "is there a worm sticking out of my ass?" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 6 September 2010 04:20 / United States

Intimacy

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By FYLDeep | 25

#1359985 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:24

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

By Mirorbo | 26

#1359954 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:14

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

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By Mirorbo | 26

#1359954 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:14

Ehhhhh....disturbing on a very high level....

BahahahLOL | 0

#1360019 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:30

IMAGES!

andruha1123 | 5

#1360040 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:32

pictures or it didn't hap..... eh, never mind 

Mirorbo | 26

#1360063 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:36

For once, we'll assume it happened without the pics...

BahahahLOL | 0

#1360070 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:37

I'm scarred for life. This is worse than that time I found Sesame Street porn.

SuperRaad | 0

#1360096 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:44

sesame street porn.. its some scary shit >_

andruha1123 | 5

#1360137 - Monday 6 September 2010 01:01

cookie?

otheriBlair | 0

#1360160 - Monday 6 September 2010 01:14

fucked up

Currentlyonfire | 4

#1360214 - Monday 6 September 2010 01:39

I'd say either put on the strap on and show him what a real man would do. or put on a pair of latex gloves for a good ol prostate exam.

parii | 0

#1360289 - Monday 6 September 2010 02:15

oh wow. that's just wrong.

mona_is_here | 10

#1360396 - Monday 6 September 2010 03:16

That's just.. so messed up and yet so funny

KingDingALing | 9

#1360414 - Monday 6 September 2010 03:23

The cookie monster was probably a pussy monster in Sesame Street porn Cookie Monster: PUSSY PUSSY PUSSY!!

rzbt21 | 0

#1360433 - Monday 6 September 2010 03:32

SURPRISE BUTTSECKS

graceguerrero | 6

#1360709 - Monday 6 September 2010 04:20

better safe than sorry huh =)

walkmywaynot | 0

#1360998 - Monday 6 September 2010 04:57

first!!!!

xSummerRosaleex | 1

#1361094 - Monday 6 September 2010 05:14

I had an awful mental image of your man's ass crack..

LightningLadyy | 0

#1361153 - Monday 6 September 2010 05:22

No one...? Alright, I'll do it... GOATSE!!!!!!!

Invierno | 10

#1361531 - Monday 6 September 2010 06:44

@66: I was thinking the same thing! Poor kitty and poor OP. lol I have a very disturbing imagination. *shudder*

Eyou | 0

#1361557 - Monday 6 September 2010 06:55

LOL what what in the butt :)

Chickenfoot117 | 6

#1361915 - Monday 6 September 2010 08:49

That's no worm.....

ParadeOfShadows | 0

#1362034 - Monday 6 September 2010 09:46

The images running in my head right now are nightmare worthy

DarkHelmet | 10

#1362606 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 01:35

LMFAO!!!!

TittiesOrGTFO | 0

#1362791 - Tuesday 7 September 2010 02:27

Dear Thunder Lady, TITS OR GTFO

chillpill | 0

#1375026 - Thursday 9 September 2010 06:16

u r gorgeous

xXLenaXx | 0

#1377790 - Thursday 9 September 2010 06:48

Ohhhhhhhh, this explains Goatse.

thatonewhitegirl | 0

#4128043 - Tuesday 6 March 2012 02:10

100- I pick gtfo

bloodierframe30 | 16

#5917875 - Friday 18 April 2014 04:11

Lol

By jrgr | 6

#1359956 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:15

lmao!! omg how funny

CuBsFaNN4LyFe | 0

#1374874 - Thursday 9 September 2010 05:51

hey cutie

By QWERTYCommander | 5

#1359978 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:22

I have nothing to say but: O_O

By FFML_314 | 11

#1359980 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:23

HEY! That's a legitimate question/concern! Worms are very serious. If you love the man, check his ass for worms! Sheesh, woman!

sebastianduarte1 | 0

#1360328 - Monday 6 September 2010 02:30

fuck yeah!

TheIrishJaneDoe | 8

#1360783 - Monday 6 September 2010 04:28

And shave his ass to prevent The Chafe while you're at it. >.<

cdbank3 | 0

#2470768 - Saturday 7 May 2011 04:12

hahahahahahah

By supaisu | 0

#1359983 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:24

no sex tonight!

molil_4810 | 0

#1360043 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:32

correction*no ANAl! sex tonight !!!*

molil_4810 | 0

#1360051 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:34

correction* no ANAL sex tonight!!* (then again it might get the worms out for you) I'm gross sorry!!

molil_4810 | 0

#1360060 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:36

sorry double post

XArmyof1x | 6

#1360260 - Monday 6 September 2010 02:03

triple actually buddy

By FYLDeep | 25

#1359985 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:24

Ask him to bend over so you can get a better look, then shove a dildo deep inside. Or better yet, get out the strap-on like the FML a few days back.

FFML_314 | 11

#1360082 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:41

That's nothing. My fantasies will blow your mind!

FFML_314 | 11

#1360103 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:45

Oh, well let me reiterate. "r mind."

0darkfire0 | 0

#1360281 - Monday 6 September 2010 02:13

I've heard of these 'mind jobs' some serious spiritually kinky shit there. :P

By honeycream | 0

#1359987 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:25

umm yeah thats kind of sick.

By nickerbockers3 | 0

#1359992 - Monday 6 September 2010 12:26

Ahh I saw a documentary about tapeworms on tv when I was a kid, the man was re-telling the story of how he went to the bathroom and the worm popped it's head out his rear end. Needless to say I was scared to poo for about a year, so I don't blame your husband!