Today, I discovered that my dad still doesn't consider my career as an app developer a "real job". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my dad got frustrated at me last month for not having a job and completely taking over my job searching, claiming it’s not that hard and he’d show me how it’s done. Since then, not one company has called or emailed him back and he doesn’t know why. Welcome to job searching in 2024, Dad. FML
Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question? "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
Today, my father told me to "go get a job." He has been unemployed for three years. FML
Today, despite the fact that I've lived alone for four years, and have a well-paid job, my father is still whining about, "Why am I still playing video games at age 32?" FML
Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML
Today, my dad undermined my life's work. I finally opened my own bakery, but my dad told me it's a "sissies job" since it doesn't involve manual labour like he did for 50 years and I'll probably go out of business, because no one will want cakes from a 6 foot 8 man with tattoos, piercings and a shaved head. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, my son came home for the fifth time saying he didn't get the job, wondering what he did wrong. I looked at his resumé; under special skills was, "Keeping it real." Apparently he saw it in a movie and thought it would work. FML
Today, I found out on LinkedIn that my dad follows and endorses a successful cousin of ours. I guess I didn't make the cut. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
BoltTheSuperdog 22
I honestly don't know why it reminds you of Portland, Maine either.
persianninja 23
Do what you love OP
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (99)
cobslobin 3
It's not a real job. It's a job that works. You create things that for the most part occupy people's time on their phone way more than they should. Dammit. I'm one of those occupied people. See what I mean?
sandman2118 10
Can you make me an app please haha
Friaza 29
I know how you feel. Consider yourself lucky, my games are on ROBLOX and I make some money from Youtube trailers. Everybody thinks I'm a NEET.
Queenie2014 11
If it pays the bills it's a job
Lancer033 5
it's my goal in life to make enough money off of something fun to not need a real job.
Exaspera 55
What exactly is a 'real job' anyway?
thecouchisalive 20
If it brings in a good pay check it's a real job!
AlexRen 21
Future career. Any tips?
joemud 13
Wish I could do that for a job
Pointy 12
Make him a really annoying character in ur next app