Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku...

By sudoku_fiend - 13/12/2015 04:40 - United States - Millville

Today, I discovered that I've spent so much time playing Sudoku in the bathroom at work that I've trained myself to need to pee whenever I open the app. FML

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By Anon - 25/05/2015 01:14 - United States - Twinsburg

Today, I got so used to using this FML app while going to the bathroom that when I opened it, I accidentally peed a little. FML

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By bobo - 24/04/2011 01:02 - Canada

Today, I played Angry Birds for two hours. I got so into the game, I failed to remember that I was sitting on a public toilet. I only realized this when the janitor came to check on me. FML

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By walnutbladder - 07/01/2011 21:46 - United States

Today, I realized that every time I hear running water, I have less than a minute to find a toilet or I'll pee my pants. FML

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By toilet on the clock - 08/06/2016 10:40 - China - Guangzhou

Today, I learned that the three secretaries at work make spreadsheets about who uses the toilets, when and for how long, and then make bets on who will take the longest toilet break, who will use it the most often, etc. Now I constantly look at my watch whenever I use the toilets. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I realized my job is so boring that I spend most of my time trying to take a dump than actually working. FML

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Keeping warm

By Anonymous - 22/01/2021 11:01

Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML

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By shittysongs - 07/03/2013 02:39 - United States - Bothell

Today, I was so bored at a dinner party that I went to the bathroom to play games on my phone. One of my co-workers came in, so I rushed into a stall, but forgot to turn my phone's sound off. She heard it and said, "It's OK, music helps me shit too" and started blasting her music and grunting. FML

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By littleman - 06/04/2012 11:32 - United States

Today, I realized I'm too short to use the urinals at work. FML

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Overdoing it

By Zill - 17/11/2022 10:00

Today, my girlfriend has become such a workaholic that I found her sitting in her office, soaked in piss. When I called her out, she said she didn't want to take bathroom breaks anymore, and asked me to buy diapers. FML

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By sarahrachel - 15/12/2015 03:30 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, while in the airport waiting to board, I got the sudden urge to pee, so I ran to the bathroom feeling like my bladder was about to burst. I was so focused on relieving my bladder that I failed to notice the diarrhea covering the toilet seat and the wall behind it until I was sitting in it. FML

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hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:54

Just don't open it at your desk

jayennachristine 23

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:57

sounds like you play it a little too much

Comments

hoosiergirl94 31

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:54

Just don't open it at your desk

nattlecakes 19

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:41

I think that's what OP is saying happened... Yikes!

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 14 December 2015 7:00

Luckily op just said the "need to pee" was there and didn't say "pee." So he opened the app and immediately felt he had to go to the bathroom, as oppose to opening the app and peeing his pants. Either way, I think there's a bit too much sudoku happening, and if you have trained yourself this way, maybe only play it in the bathroom. Pavlov and dog, meet op.

cameron6731 13

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:57

Oh Jesus quit being so pissy

XxDanno316xX 27

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:07

Come, I'll show you the door. Sir.

LilMissCanadian 22

Sunday 13 December 2015 21:56

You tried a bit too hard on this one...

jayennachristine 23

Sunday 13 December 2015 18:57

sounds like you play it a little too much

olpally 32

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:00

That's some true talent... Lol.

klorehore 24

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:01

Perhaps spend a little less time playing games at work, its not like peeing takes a long time.

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:13

Pavlov would be proud!

ManUtdFan743 21

Monday 14 December 2015 1:58

I wish I could thumb up this comment more than once.

IIIIRowdy 5

Monday 14 December 2015 17:34

Like the guy who gets a boner while listening to the national anthem?

pperalta 7

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:14

You're the Pavlov of our time.. Nice job OP

booze_n_bitches 37

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:21

Technically he's the Pavlovian dog of our time...

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 14 December 2015 7:01

Technically he's both Pavlov and the dog of our time. Really a whole new species seeing as he both trainer and trainee.

AyeJay101 25

Sunday 13 December 2015 19:21

You've finally done it. You've created an app to piss yourself! Now we need an app for the other end...

itsalanis 25

Sunday 13 December 2015 21:10

An app to help with constipation would be priceless.

Nysha 17

Monday 14 December 2015 1:10

I actually did this. For various reasons I had about a month when ******** was incredibly painful... So I distracted myself with sudoku. Eventually got to the point where, even though i wasn't in pain any more, I found it really hard to shit if I wasn't playing sudoku. It was really surreal...