Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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lacuna_coil 1
Why the hell is everyone blaming the parent? The kid's 18; he should know how to think for himself. We need to stop blaming the parent and start blaming the kid. And for everyone saying that she should've knon the difference in human and cat urine, litter boxes are there for a reason. Who wastes their time smelling urine anyway? Screw all of you blaming the parent.
goingdownhill 0
when would a cat piss as much as a person?
dogsteins 0
Another whiny, lousy parent who should have been neutered at the onset of puberty. If your son behaves like an animal you have done a crappy parenting job. Instead of whining about him in public, go teach him some manners. Sheesh!!
ROLLSROYCE 0
you scare it lol
lezdoet 0
LMAO. oh my gosh. thats so funny! i love it. you have a lazy son!
silvrdollr 0
Wow, you raised a winner.
Shotta 3
Nasty. He should just buy a 5 foot tall plant and piss on that.
kgy 0
that is just sick
teamomiamor 0
time for him 2 move out!
sonne31689 0
This is where honesty shows better than being kind. WHAT THE HELL?! Damn...really? And this is the generation I'm in?! I'm 20...still around the same age. Yet I find it damn near impossible to be so damn lazy and/or stupid to get your ass up...take several steps and take a leak. ...Hell I'm not even going to say anymore...