Am I the asshole?

By Anonymous - 09/06/2025 13:00 - Romania

Today, I stayed home from work to pick up my Switch 2. As I raced into the house and prepared for the magic of unboxing it, my wife called and ruined the moment by blathering about her boring day. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I fervently hope she gets the Switch 2 in the divorce.

God forbid you be a good husband before unboxing an expensive game consel that is almost exactly the same as the previous generation.

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I fervently hope she gets the Switch 2 in the divorce.

GoogieWithers 23

Did she know that you were unboxing your Switch?

God forbid you be a good husband before unboxing an expensive game consel that is almost exactly the same as the previous generation.

And yet there are innocent Gamestop shoppers who have had theirs damaged by rogue staples. I hope you get a paper cut on both hands and have nothing to eat but salt & vinegar crisps for the next month.

Stop downvoting everyone, you failure of a husband, man, and human being.

As we gamers say - QQ moar. Seriously, how pathetically petty. Plus, your work ethic sucks if you stayed home from work for a game console. Your wife had a crappy day and you didn't even go to work. I hope she doesn't have to become the primary breadwinner in the house if you lose your job due to being glued to the screen.