Today, I discovered my 18 year old son has been peeing on the carpet when he is too lazy to get out of bed in the morning and blaming it on the cat. FML
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Today, I found out that I'd been wrong to constantly accuse next door's cat of peeing on my car every night. It was actually my 16-year-old son. FML
Today, my 2-year-old son figured out that if he takes his pull-up off and DOESN'T go on the potty, he can pee all over things. FML
Today, my 12 year-old step-child told me he’s been deliberately wetting - and sometimes crapping - the bed because he’s too lazy to get up, and knows it’s someone else’s problem to clean up after him. It’s been going on for years. FML
Today, I found out my son told his teachers that I make his brother Tom sleep on the floor, make him stay out of the house for long periods of time, and don't let him use the toilet. Tom is actually our cat. FML
Today, I finally found where the awful lingering stench in my house was coming from. My son thought it would be funny to piss in the baby's humidifier. He's 16. FML
Today, my son is still peeing on the toilet seat and floor. When will it get better? My son is 18 years-old and apparently can’t aim in the toilet. I had to sit on the pee he left on the toilet seat the other day. FML
Today, my son learned how to use the toilet for the first time. He was so excited he started peeing on the floor. FML
Today, after explaining to my four-year-old why our new puppy was peeing on things to mark his territory, my son decided to follow suit and pee all over our house. FML
Today, my son pooped in his diaper and managed to somehow take it off without my knowledge. He then sat down on the carpet and imitated a dog with worms, all the way down the hallway, through the living room, and into my bedroom. FML
Today, my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monsters under his bed. FML
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junaho 0
You should pee in his bed. Blame it on the cat.
ashole1990 10
my brother used to pee in a bottle when he didnt feel like getting up.... then he kept the bottles filled in a cabinet at least it isnt as disturbing as that haha but yeah, fyl. he's gross
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Comments (244)
Shyman4ever 0
Wow 18 year old fails
siriusly_fml 0
He would be OUT of my house. Forever.
Lola31_fml 0
Damn he could at least pee out the window. Our neighbor use to do that until it fell down on his junk once. He didn't walk right for a few days... I am pretty sure he started walking down the hall to the bath room after that though. I would say he is just quite immature. And You have every right to be extremely disgusted with him. I think he should have to clean the mess or work to replace your carpet.
19fml18 0
What the...****???
paramorelover78 0
so u have cleened his piss up all this time EWWW.....i mean u did when he was like little but it is just no just no i feel sorry for u
midwest4life 0
******* DISCIPLINE HIM. he will be a child for the rest of his life if he can't even be ******* responsible enough to take himself to the bathroom. ******* send him to a retirement home where nursing attendants can wipe his ass for him since he can't do shit on his own.
Giselle468 0
Hey he's 18 right? Tell him to go get his own place, and pee on his own damn carpet!
Ray_of_midnight 23
Make him pay for new carpet and if he does that again throw him the hell out. And I thought I was being lazy if I don't wash the dishes right after dinner. :-/
kellster 2
I find this hard to believe, it's so disgusting. What kind of son did you raise??? If he's not mentally deficient in some way, he is like a subpar human with no idea what normal behavior is. This is appalling. Make him pay for the new carpet, and kick his lazy, lying, filthy self out of your house!
RavishMe77 0
I'd make him scrub that carpet clean. That'll teach him not to be lazy.