Today, I did a 3 hour long assignment for school. I was bored so I gave it the title "F***ing Assignment for a F***ing Teacher." I went downstairs only to discover that the printer was out of ink. So I sent it to her email, then I realized that I didn't change the title. FML
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Today, I typed an essay on my friend's computer, so she forwarded it to me in a email and she made the subject "here bitch" as a joke. I then went to email the essay to my teacher. I forwarded it thinking nothing of it only to realize that I didn't change the subject name. FML
Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML
Today, after finishing a huge French essay, I realized my printer wasn't working. So, I emailed it to a guy in my class to print and then give to me. When I get to French, he said he had already turned his in early and never got my email. It turned out he used mine. I got an F on the essay. FML
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Today, I was trying to finish an English assignment and I was not sure how to complete it, so I emailed my teacher to ask her for help. She told me to… flip over the assignment handout page for instructions. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I turned in my homework. Too bad I accidentally handed in the printed answer sheet I found online to copy from. FML
Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML
Today, my friend and I doodled on a sheet of paper trashing our English teacher. Later, I went to English class, and my teacher asked for us to take out a sheet of loose sheet of paper and write an essay. It wasn't until I had written on the whole front and flipped to the back that I realized I was using the doodle sheet. FML
Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML
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mFormyself 0
Tell her it's a typo?
Poppycorn22 0
Haha, I've given projects funny names before but YDI for giving a file on your computer that vile of a name.
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IamSpartacus 0
youreanidiot - I have seen you once before on this website, and the comment that I saw was completely illogical and stupid. But this time, you are right.
doof_fisch 2
When I was a teacher I once had a student turn in a paper on which he wrote..."Well, you can just suck my dick!" I confronted him about it and he claimed he was just doodling while talking on the phone and he forgot to erase it.
8_wow_11 0
was he on the phone to his girlfriend?!? =P
KalvinAlexander 0
Hack the mail server, delete the mail in your out box and your teacher's inbox.
cabernet 0
I call BS. You would have read the file name while you were selecting the file to attach as well as after it had attached.
Yapanesedidwhat 0
I love you :) made my day...
8_wow_11 0
definitely deserved but respect for stickin' it to the man!! :)..... even if accidental
Amortifiedperson 0
LOL I did something similar. I was doing an assignment the other day for a class. The teacher has no personality and absolutly hate her open-house for my school was a few days ago and my mom got to meet her. She agrees with my opinion about her. She starts calling her a fruitcake so I titled my project file "_______ ________ (Name of the person I was researching) Project For The Fruitcake." It's now becaome a big joke between us XD I never got caught though like you did.
redhotcp510 0
i empathize with you. i did that in java system.out.println("i hate my f***ing teacher");
wishwing 0
He probably just pressed enter without much thought and pressed send. Remember, he was bored. Also, the point is, not the assignment length but the swearing of the teacher.
ryguy997 0
hey op I'm on bc two what school do u go tu o and in what city?