Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
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lebreex 0
Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.
freshed 0
This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse
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Comments (118)
SpeedKing 0
http://failblog.org/2008/12/18/trying-to-look-cool-fail/#comments
Lolrus 0
bahahahahah, # 37, that was great, you made me lol. And so did you, OP, But ya that sucks for you.
TickTockTeeks 0
not really a FML, but still funny as hell! Disney just calls to the creeps.
x0bayby 0
lmfao thats hilarious ........and i thought number 1 was pretty funny
Libbyy 0
I'm sorry but that is funny
Boudica 0
LOL, he deserves to have his picture put on motifaketional.
666midnight 0
was it by any chance one of the people who dress up as disney characters? if so remind me never to go there lol
Jeffo314 0
WISHES!!!
npk1112 0
#40...it's a MAJOR fml..because if the dude was feeling himself up at Disney World, it's likely that he is a pedophile and that he was imagining the OP's kids at the time...majorly majorly ****** up. If I was a parent and I knew a pedophile was getting off on the thought of my kids; well lets just say he'd never be able to get off on anything ever again.
SmoothTalker 0
#18 rocks for getting me addicted to failblog!