Today, I developed the disposable camera pictures from my family's trip to Disney World. I noticed that in the pictures I took of them in front of the big castle at Magic Kingdom, my wife and son were standing a few feet away from a man who was touching himself. FML
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Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML
Today, I got home from a family trip to Disney World. I had taken nearly 300 photos of our trip on my new digital camera. As our car pulled into the driveway, I was using my camera to try to delete one unflattering shot of me. I accidentally deleted every picture off the memory card. FML
Today, my wife gave me back my camera which she took on vacation to visit her parents with our 2-year old. I noticed the picture sequence had big gaps in the numbering. I ran an undelete on the card, and found 80+ pictures of her naked with another guy in her mom's bedroom. FML
Today, I took my family to Disneyland. My husband had more fun than my five year-old daughter. He was hitting on the princesses. FML
Today, while on a family Disney World vacation, I saw a kid shitting on a public bathroom floor. It was my kid. He's 10. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
Today, I took pictures of myself and my girlfriend doing naughty things together on my camera. My mom later asked me if she could borrow the camera for the weekend. Without thinking, I gave her the camera. FML
Today, I found an old disposable camera while cleaning out my parents' attic and got the film developed. Most photos were blurry family photos from 2007, but the last few showed my dad outside a restaurant holding hands with someone who wasn't my mom. I'm now debating if I want to know anything else. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
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lebreex 0
Oh sorry. My bad, I didn't mean to get in your picture.
freshed 0
This is where scan and photoshop comes into play. Turn him into Mickey Mouse
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Comments (118)
ammali 0
ROFL... oh man, that's rough. But some of these suggestions are good. Publish it on the net as many places as possible. With any luck someone will recognise him and then he'll be embarrassed. As anybody touching themselves in public (in a little kids' park no less) should be.
xx0909xx 0
this isn't really FML at all. it just sucks a lot.
null_fml 11
I agree with #29. But if it's absolutely, irrefutably, a sexual act... in public... at Disney World where there are huge amounts of kids... Personally I'd scan it in, blur/blot out the faces of your family, and e-mail it to whichever police department over that region. They might want to keep their eye on him. If he can't control himself to that point already, his judgment may lapse even further and into something worse in the future.
deabruzo 0
I agree with the digital camera people. You can get one for less than the cost of one day of that vacation for just one person. YDI.
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
Yes great idea, put it all over the internet so that in a few years your kid will find it on some forum....
notmuch 0
Was it Michael Jackson?
DoGeeseSeeGod 0
Not that I want to see some guy touching himself, but I will photoshop the guy out of it for you, for free.
Katee_fml 0
I would actually really like to see this pic.. lol
mrcarmine 0
yeah #1 you are pretty ridic... maybe they have a really nice one and didn't want to risk losing it on a hectic vacation. but i don't really see how this is an amazing enough FML to have made it through the filtering process. i've seen better ones in moderating that didn't make it through...
Carribu 0
lmao @ #s 11, 12, and 14 #1 is an idiot. but yeah. disney attracts pedophiles. little children running around and having fun, smiling and laughing. pedobear would have a field day.