Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by taking his new car to the automatic car wash. As soon as the water started, I realized that I forgot to close the sunroof. FML
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Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
Today, I noticed that someone smeared "wash me" into the grime of my car. I decided to take it to get a wash. I pulled up, put my vehicle in neutral, and kicked back as it slowly started to move. You never realize how long it takes a sun roof to close until water is dumping on your head. FML
Today, I was washing my car, and I decided to be kind and to wash my elderly neighbor's car. As it turns out, her sunroof was open. FML
Today, I took my car into a car wash. I guess it was a bad idea to do it with my dog in the car, because he freaked out, started scrambling around, and ended up pissing on everything, me included. FML
Today, on my way home from work, I went to the car wash. When the spray jets hit the car, my dog jumped out of his crate, into the front seat, and onto a button lowering both back windows. I got both an exterior and interior wash. FML
Today, it was the hottest day of the year so I opened my sun roof. The hottest day of the year was followed by the biggest storm of the year. I forgot to close my sun roof and my car is now flooded. FML
Today, in order to save money, instead of going to the car wash, I decided to wash my car at home. While sponging the roof, I slipped on the soapy driveway and ended up sliding under the car, getting soaked and covered in suds. My neighbor saw the whole thing and couldn't stop laughing. FML
Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML
Today, I discovered that the seal on my driver's door is defective. I made this discovery when I got rained on while I was getting my car washed. FML
Today, I finally got my new car delivered to my home. After clicking some pics, I was walking around it, just admiring it, and tripped. Both sets of keys fell down the storm water drain. It rained heavily last night and this morning, so the water inside is still flowing. FML
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Top comments
clitoria 15
How do you not realize that beforehand? That's a nice gesture and all, but you should've been more careful in double-checking.
ZelmaSlayer 30
At least you were trying to do something nice. Good luck explaining it to him! F his L.
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Comments (59)
AndyPurdy 31
Well now he has a clean interior and wet seats
tiggerdoc 14
Honestly, I don't care how nice and sweet it seems... Don't mess with his car, especially if he is a "car" guy....he would probably rather handle it himself. But nice thought.
mustangbravo 27
It can't be that bad. If you closed it right away you can just dry it and hope for the best.
steph2987 25
You shouldn't take cars through an automatic wash anyway. Those things scratch the finish on the car which will ultimately ruin the paint. Next time pay some people to manually wash it, they will notice the sunroof is open =)
little_one 20
My husband and myself go through an automatic touch-less car wash. It just uses water no big bristle brush. It doesn't scratch the paint and leaves it looking spotless
lexos 16
Don't use the car wash it's bad for the paint
Teyros 24
It's nice that you were thinking about him. We all make mistakes OP. :D nothing like a clean interior
noberg 14
Must've been a wet surprise!
SammieIsabella 15
He's going to be really surprised.
Marebare23 17
**** YOUR life?? Nah nah nah, **** HIS life.
schalk 12
Sounds like someone is getting oral tonight ;)