By [email protected] - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

Spicy
Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 301
You deserved it 11 836

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hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

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Whatever, you're never going to see this person again, what does it matter?

Use the peep hole. You coulda been raped! O_O lol I'm sucha dork. :P

Ya you are a fucking dork

hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

its not so much that you deserved it more like.... you asked for it

What, did your guy never show up or something? Is that why it's a FML? That the only person who saw you like that was room service? Otherwise, I can tell you, room service sees/hears much worse things than a woman in a sexy outfit.

"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

and thats why you should ALWAYS look through the peep hole!

1. next tim emaybe you should use the peephole and 2. hahahahahahahahah i so agree with #8. if my boyfriend texted me and said "are you ready for a night of love my darling?" i would probably punch myself in the face hahahahahahaha

Bow chicka bow wow.

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