By [email protected] - 06/12/2008 04:54 - France

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Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML
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Lubinduba 0
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hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

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iamtenyearsago 0
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"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

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Eir_fml 1
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Whatever, you're never going to see this person again, what does it matter?

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pinkfrenchrose 5
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Use the peep hole. You coulda been raped! O_O lol I'm sucha dork. :P

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nnnntr 17
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Ya you are a fucking dork

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Lubinduba 0
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hotel employees see weirder stuff than this all the time it's no biggie

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dani_fizzle 0
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its not so much that you deserved it more like.... you asked for it

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Fields4mint 0
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What, did your guy never show up or something? Is that why it's a FML? That the only person who saw you like that was room service? Otherwise, I can tell you, room service sees/hears much worse things than a woman in a sexy outfit.

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iamtenyearsago 0
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"A night of love with my darling." That made me laugh a lot D:

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maggiewalters 17
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and thats why you should ALWAYS look through the peep hole!

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ftsk_fan_12 0
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1. next tim emaybe you should use the peephole and 2. hahahahahahahahah i so agree with #8. if my boyfriend texted me and said "are you ready for a night of love my darling?" i would probably punch myself in the face hahahahahahaha

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shmaller 0
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Bow chicka bow wow.

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zendaddy0 0
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giggety giggety goo

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