By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML
I agree, your life sucks 26 778
You deserved it 7 055

Same thing different taste

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Friends don't need impressing OP, and I'm sure they'll love you with your wonky new nose.

That's nothing. If you had lost the upper half of your head and still not cried, now that would have been impressive!

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i'm sure your friends are sufficiently impressed with your personality, don't be too hard on yourself. friends should be the ones whom you can be yourself around

CRAP I ACCIDENTALLY HIT YOU DESERVED IT

erizonkim 17

You don't have to say that out loud, that happens.

I kinda think OP does deserve it. Most of the time when I read FMLs involving showing off, trying to be cool, impressing friends, etc., I automatically write it off as a YDI and sometimes don't even bother reading them fully. I just scroll through the comments to see how many other people agree that the OPs are dumbasses.

erizonkim 17

Well not crying while getting your nose broken is really something OP!

That IS pretty impressive if you think about it. How many people can break their noses without crying? I, for one, would scream like a baby!

that would impress me as well because I would cry if I saw someone break their nose

WTF?! How do you NOT cry when you get hit on the nose? That IS very impressive!

Wow - that hurt just reading your post! I hope you heal smoothly, OP.

Has watching America's Funniest Videos taught you nothing?!

"I broke my nose this morning". "Yeah, so?". "Without crying". "RIGHT THIS WAY, SIR!"