Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
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the_enigma1019 1
Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.
Leadamp 7
Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody
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Comments (138)
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Time to walk away.
DracoSpirita 21
I hope you don't plan on marrying him. Or ever going out with him again.
jep00 8
Did u say yes?
zombiekitten87 12
Not a chance in hell.
RyNo24 4
Get in the kitchen and make me a pie! Then give me your pie! ;)
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Welp everyone has standards, I don't think cooking and cleaning is that hard, I'd be willing to cook and clean for the girl I love, and amounts of sex are pretty relative, I'm sure he wouldn't last that long anyway, two rounds sounds about right. ;) as long as he's willing to pitch in equally, I wouldn't be too scared by this. It sounds like something I'd jokingly say to a girl, and when you add in nervousness it could really come off in the wrong way. I know how you feel op, there's a girl I feel very strongly about who I haven't yet met in person, and I really don't want any big surprises when we do meet... But yeah, he's probably just a dick. You can work with that. :)
greenie213 23
Everybody keeps saying everybody you meet online is an idiot. Guess what. You're online right now! You just called yourself an idiot!
devyn98 4
It's the first time meeting... Wow
ctlnaaia71 8
Change all your info and hide. Don't forget the restraining order!!!
asherm 15
This is what I need to tell the men I date.... Ya they won't find the humor either. Ok, he doesn't have to cook and clean, but the sex is non-negotiable.