Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
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Top comments
the_enigma1019 1
Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.
Leadamp 7
Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody
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Comments (138)
DarthVader77 9
At least, you know what to expect if you decide to marry him. ;) Whether you decide to make this step or not is up to you. In my opunion, he is a keeper :) LOL
gregkingsley 4
That's what u get for online dating.
viper8608 9
and that is why he will never be married.
xmaximusx 12
And u decided to go meet him? Lol submissive fetish ??
carminecris89 13
I'm guessing be didn't mention this stuff until they talked in person. I remember I talks to a guy on a dating site that seemed smart and interesting but in person was a complete lunatic. I think some people save the crazy for the physical date.
spottyblanket 8
Op why did you hang around to let him say such crap to you, the moment he says that--you leave. Don't hang around.
Harpy20 24
Well there is really no way to foresee someone saying something like that. More hindsight 20/20 than anything in that case. On the other hand, she does have a choice in her reaction...
deathtothepix 26
Joke gone wrong on his part maybe?
skyeyez9 25
You will find a great guy to marry one day. The creep on the other hand, will be forever alone if he doesn't get an attitude adjustment.
Negroification 7
Those are perfectly reasonable expectations. I don't really see your problem. It's better to lay out expectations early than to get years into a relationship for the poor guy to find out you don't cook or clean.
HortonThelephant 15
Clearly the only lifelong companion for this tool is a box of Kleenex. Don't lose hope OP. You deserve, and can do much better than that.
Larawk 8
Reasonable terms to agree with ... **cough**