Today, I decided to go meet up with a guy that I met online for the first time. All he could talk about was how he expects me to "clean, cook, and submit" my body for sex at least twice a day when we get married. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the previously charming guy I've been seeing for the past two weeks tried to introduce a weekly sex quota into our relationship. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML
Today, I found out why my fiancé waited for me to meet his family. We had dinner at their place, the women were not permitted to talk while the men were in the room, also no eye contact with the men, and we had to eat separately. He says he wants me to learn to be a good and decent wife from them. FML
Today, my husband had the cheek to ask me, “What’s for dinner tonight?” and “I have no clean slacks for tomorrow can you wash me some?” no more than 10 minutes after he told me he wants us to see other people. FML
Today, I decided to try something new and sign up for an online dating service, since I can't meet a decent guy in person. The first guy I talked to told me he used to be in a mental hospital for obsessing over a girl, then told me he would be dreaming of me that night. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I went home with the guy I’ve been casually seeing. His place was a disgusting pigsty so I made an excuse to leave. Later he texted me, ending things. Online I saw him bitching about how no one can pass his “girlfriend test” and that a real woman would happily clean for her man. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, for the second time, I met the man I'm having an arranged marriage with in 3 months. I'd previously met him last night, while he was mugging me. FML
Today, I felt comfortable enough to invite the guy I’ve been seeing over to my apartment for the first time. Things immediately got weird when he started to inspect my place top to bottom to make sure it was “clean to his standards”. I told him to leave when he started going in my closet. FML
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Top comments
the_enigma1019 1
Please, don't believe all guys are like this, we hate people like this equally as much.
Leadamp 7
Just don't see him again. You'll find somebody
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Comments (138)
opoopu 8
Tell him how you expect him to be bringing in at least 10 thousand bucks a month, along with a branded bag and clothes every week and a change of car every 3 months.
vetisthewicked 9
well that's just what he wants. he didn't say he would FORCE you to do these things. He has the right to ask or say that is what he expects. Now you know, so just don't date him. It's not okay to say ALL women should submit and do housework, because they shouldn't and they shouldn't have to or be expected to, but if that is what he wants in a woman, so what? Some women would be okay with this. He didn't explain himself well online apparently, but he is telling you now. stop acting like the man was holding her at gun point. Who's to judge him? For what? For wanting a submissive woman?
LokiLaufeyson 2
We're not talking about what he wants. We're talking about him having no respect for women whatsoever and him just expecting them to become his sex object/housemaid. It's okay to want a woman who will clean and cook, but it's not okay to to treat them like they aren't people.
allsmilesnow88 5
Whatever happened to meeting a guy the old fashioned way??? Obviously something's wrong if you need to use an online dating service.
LokiLaufeyson 2
Looks like it's time to find a new boyfriend.
Alessia42 3
None of that actually sounds unreasonable if there's some balance. The OP doesn't bother to mention what the guy is bringing to the table, maybe he has autism and desperately needs that sort of stability in his home life to be happy?
sulitak 27
and you stayed after the first time this was said? I would've left
Elfkid21 19
shoulda said that's what you expect of him!! i bet his jaw woulda hit the floor!! lol
insomniac8400 13
The submitting I'm not too concerned about, but he wants you to clean and cook your body for sex TWICE a day too? That is just ridiculous.
AgentPlatypus73 8
And now... he's single again!
rougeunicorn03 17
Clearly he is not the one.