Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
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Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
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Darth_Taco 14
OH! Man, I hope you're ok. How the hell do you mistake a tendon for a vein? Veins are clearly a very different color from tendons. If you have dark skin or your veins aren't that visible then I can understand a bit better. Like I said, I hope you're ok and you don't have to go through something like this again. Hope this doesn't stop you from donating blood again in the future. Try asking for a more experienced nurse next time. I believe you can do that in most places.
FPsLife 5
your so vein (joke, for any of you idiots that'll see it and immediately critique every part of this)
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Comments (136)
fuckducks 0
take the needle out and stab her in the eye
Rishy 0
#108 There are dickheads that go around saying YDI to every post. To the OP, FYL bad.
iFruit 0
You just scared me out of ever, ever donating blood or getting a blood test.
Compass 0
The nurse put "it" in your tendon instead of your vein? Sounds like the beginning of a really kinky porno set in a doctor's office.
YunqFlyMa21o 0
what is her problem wow she needa qo bac to nursin school
xmimibbyx 0
sue da bitch an get money hah
d4m4s74 12
I give blood 3 times a year (well, not this year because I got pierced which puts me in the high risk group for a year) and I got to say, they're pritty good in holland. sure, they put the needle too deep once or twice but it's never something they can't fix by pulling the needle a back a bit. there's just one tip I can give. go to a permanent building, not just a blood drive.
frank678 7
I give you a ten(don) for donating blood. You will not die in vein/vain.
Fortitudine 3
Wow, that sounds pretty damn painful. I'd be pretty damn pissed. There's quite a distinction between a vein and a tendon
hunnibunnz 13
wow she should lose her license. how can you not tell the difference between a viable vein and a tendon. even IV drug addicts usually know where their veins are. i could understand maybe missing the vein or blowing the vein or sticking a capillary or artery on accident instead of a vein, but not a tendon, wtf!