Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get my blood drawn to see how far along I am pregnant. The lady stuck both my arms twice and then busted a vein in my right arm. She told me to come back tomorrow to try again. FML
Today, I went for bloodwork. It's routine for me, so I was ready for the nurse to put in the needle and take my blood. It went in fine, but right after, she slowly pulled the needle out, then wondered why the blood stopped. She then moved it back and forth in my arm while I panicked silently. FML
Today, I went to the blood bank to donate plasma. All went well until the machine went to return my red blood cells. It turns out the nurse sliced my vein and the blood built up in my tissues. I now have a massive swollen arm and bruising, and look like a junkie. FML
Today, I needed to get blood drawn. Apparently, my veins are too thin and no blood would flow into the tube. I'm afraid of needles, and was just poked with some unsuccessfully, and I have to go back next week to try again. FML
Today, I had to go to the hospital to get blood taken. The nurse mentioned how pronounced and easy to see my veins are. I guess that explains why she missed five times in a row. I'm surprised my arm doesn't look like a heroin addict's right now. FML
Today, I accidentally asked a one-armed man which arm he wanted me to take blood from. He asked for a different nurse. FML
Panic attack
Today, I went to donate blood for the first time. When they stuck the needle in my arm, I had a panic attack and begged that they take it out. The woman helping me told me she'd take it out in a moment and left. It was then that the Red Cross stole a pint of my blood while I had a panic attack. FML
Today, I got my annual blood test. The nurse was inexperienced and it took her several tries to insert the needle properly. When I get back home, my fiancé starts yelling at me and storms out. The reason? I am a recovering drug addict and my arm appeared as if I had been shooting up. FML
Today, I went to a blood drive. The nurse taking my blood mentioned that she'd been called in on her day off, and she swore she wasn't drunk. I didn't know what to do, so I just smiled and blinked back tears as she savaged the vein in my arm. FML
Today, I tried to get over my childhood phobia of syringes by donating blood. The phlebotomist hadn't even touched the needle before I started sobbing hysterically. They made me leave. FML
Top comments
Darth_Taco 14
OH! Man, I hope you're ok. How the hell do you mistake a tendon for a vein? Veins are clearly a very different color from tendons. If you have dark skin or your veins aren't that visible then I can understand a bit better. Like I said, I hope you're ok and you don't have to go through something like this again. Hope this doesn't stop you from donating blood again in the future. Try asking for a more experienced nurse next time. I believe you can do that in most places.
FPsLife 5
your so vein (joke, for any of you idiots that'll see it and immediately critique every part of this)
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (136)
EMOPRINCESS 0
YOWZA! that probably REALLY HURT LIKE HELL! seriously FYL OMG that nurse should be fired!
scateice 0
#76 haha, u made an account just to say tat, username is "isawyouinpain' OP: Must've been damn painful, now whenever some one draws blood I'm going to remember this... Magical doctor room thingy setting- Doctor sticks needle into vein) Me," My tendon!!!! My sweet tendon!!! What the Crap did you JUST DO!!! Me about 5 seconds later," Oh nevermind."
dancin303 0
last time i got my blood tested (3rd time that week, stupid doctor) , let it be known that i dont have a fear of blood or needles or anything and this usually goes fine, i threw up and fainted because of deyhdration it was sooo embaresing. i also have fainting problems so you think i would be used to it now i know that this isnt compariable to what you must of gone through, to the person talking about the muscle thing. i think i might know your pain since i do trigger point dry needling for a muscle and joint problem. its basically where they put needles into the muscle to release tension. (http://www.bethesdaphysiocare.com/services/sv-trigger.html)
Auzzman 0
That has totally happened to me before, but instead of them fixing it they told me I was a slow bleeder and I left with a bruise the size of a tennis ball. Consider yourself lucky that they noticed at all.
beckyb 0
The nurse shouldn't be fired for one bad draw. Even experienced phlebotomists and nurses make mistakes. If you fired everyone who made a mistake, there would be a lot of unemployed people. I know how hard it is to become a good phlebotomist because I am one. Believe me, you're not going to get every draw, and things do tend to happen. I've never hit a tendon or nerve, but I'm sure I've caused some bruises that are sometimes just due to the fact that the individual bruises easily. As for drawing obese people, it is substantially harder. Their veins tend to be deeper and not as "bouncy" as 'good' veins usually are. This is what makes them more difficult to palpate and draw from. In general some people just have super crappy veins, so of course you are going to have terrible experiences with getting blood taken. Don't take that out on the person drawing your blood because it's not their fault. Some things you can do to help is drink plenty of water before hand (to stay hydrated) and warn the phlebotomist that you may be hard to draw from for whatever reason. If you have deep or small veins, they can put hot packs on your arms to dilate the veins and bring them to the surface. If your veins roll easily they can make sure to anchor them well. If you really have no viable veins in your arms they can use a butterfly to draw from your hand or foot. Believe me, there are options to make this a less painful experience. It's your fault if you don't tell them.
carbra 1
This happened to me too, but instead of taking the needle off, the nurse moved it around looking for the vein.
Ultraviolet_fml 0
that causes me horrible pain even thinking about it.
trapiadora 0
That sucks but its kind of ironic because you go to donat blood and than a dumn nurse almost sticks your tendon. hahahaha Well hope you get better
Fire_Ice_Aiken 0
Ah! I'd be like 'Okay! Nevermind! I suddenly really REALLY don't want to do this today!' That seriously sucks!
wolfie2394 0
wow #5 sounds like my brother In the tendon? Thats gotta hurt like a bit*h