Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
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killmenow03 21
People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.
Lasagnaa 24
It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP
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Comments (183)
Neighborhoods 8
green is the new black, OP!
HockeyGirlLover 7
My hair is dark brown and I put pink and blue in it turned out fine
montreh 2
You are now smurfette.
franklydizzy 5
lol this has happened to me before. you either didn't get it light enough when you bleached it or you over processed. rock the green, condition the crap out of it and for at least two weeks to get the life back and start again. get it as light as you can (preferably white even if you're a blond. the natural yellow will bake the blue look green) just make sure not to break out your hair kk :)
KrystalFyre 4
I think green hair probably looks cool. Don't worry about it.
Monet491 4
OMG this EXACT same thing happened to me just recently. Now I have to go to work everyday with green hair because I'm scared if I dye it again too soon it will fall out LOL
Cadillac4427 8
As soon as I read " Today I decided to dye my hair blue ...." it was an automatic you deserve it dear.- you didn't have gloves, towels, anything ?
shortemogirl 10
Your doing it wrong and may need a better dye
sayhey22 19
Rubber gloves work wonders
foxfur 25
ok: rubbing alcohol takes it off, with blue it usually takes two dyes, and trust me the rubbing alcohol works wonders on a bathroom.