Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
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killmenow03 21
People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.
Lasagnaa 24
It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP
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Comments (183)
Lindz2817 10
Well you should expect possible results like that.
Xotoolyxo 16
Maybe you should have asked someone to help you
bazookajoey 27
I'm guessing your hair was blonde & you didn't bleach before you put in the color. YDI noob
knoxxx 22
If you don't know how to dye your hair, you should probably at least watch a youtube video beforehand or have a professional do it (you can definitely bring hair color that you bought into most salons, as long as it's not a box from the drug store). YDI
MaryPoppins88 14
Was your hair red before you dyed it cus red and blue make green..it's not as easy as just slapping whatever color you want on you have to take into consideration what color your hair is before you dye it which is usually why you leave it up to the professionals
Nm_fml 10
Red and blue do NOT make green. Red and blue make purple or violet. Yellow and blue make green
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Armatures at work LOl Toothpaste should get the dye off your skin and I find hair bleach works best on getting hair dye off of the walls
Baucis 10
how the hell? did you apply the hair dye with a fan?
squarecircles 13
Never drink & dye.
cheesebond 29
Well seeing as an adult wouldn't want to have blue hair, what are you going to say in school tommorow
squideth 18
**** you, I'd love blue hair and I'm an adult. Judgmental prick.
Crazynocatlady 22
Aussie Aussie Aussie!