Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
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killmenow03 21
People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.
Lasagnaa 24
It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP
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Yakostovian 18
If you are short, you could say you are a smurf celebrating St Patrick's day a month and a half early.
xxrebelsxx 13
This happens to my bathroom all the time when I dye my hair it's normal (try to wash your hair in the sink next time ) also your hair dye was probably green based next time get a dark blue and add conditioner to it to make it lighter. Also you probably didn't bleach your hair light enough
Meld86 12
You should've went to a professional
marrymarz 13
Haha，green is good for eyesight
dreishot 1
how did you manage to do that? ... you painted almost everything else blue other than you had intended too....
kingbrizo 24
as far as i know, there is no permanent blue dye, so it should wash out of your bathroom with some cleaning chemicals; a couple showers should do it for your skin amd nails - perhaps a long soak in the bath with some bubbles would do better. good luck OP
worldclassrager 39
Well now you have a blue bathroom time to change things a bit... How's the green look?
an3ph 20
You wanted to stand out and viola! Wish granted!
fatkidfalling 11
So, you murderd a smurf and the hulk jizzed in your hair???
awilliams44 9
that's crazy. I've never dyed my hair but I could imagine.