Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
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killmenow03 21
People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.
Lasagnaa 24
It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP
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kder0aeon 9
I dye my hair blue all the time. your hair needs to be bleached first for better effect, use gloves, and use cleaner to wipe down the washrooms or bleach. it's all part of the process of dying your hair.
LaxGuy26 12
Who wants blue hair?
Kerenor 1
Yeah, blue is probably the trickiest hair color, and I've tried most of them :) You need to get your hair practically white for blue to catch on it, and then use the best brand you can possibly find (Atlantic Blue by Jerome Russell's Punky Colour did it for me), and even then, after the first dye it will probably fade to green within 1-2 weeks. When I dyed my hair blue and turquoise I learned it'd last a whole lot longer if I re-colored my hair again 2-3 days after I dyed it. Don't give up on it just yet!
fitastronaut 4
Rubbing alcohol or mouthwash will help remove the color from your skin if this happens again
fitastronaut 4
Also, wear gloves even when rinsing your hair. If you don't just try nail polish remover.
JordanExile 8
Salons are not always the best place to go with colors like blue and other vibrants. They just never last long as cost a lot anyway. At least from my experience. And I'm a current Cosmetology student.
xxlowsnip3rxx 16
Bull in a china shop eh?
1dbvbandbotdf 15
That's hot
n8rtw 1
im just saying this is awesome, and you shouldnt have posted as Anon, or atleast posted a from behind photo of this lol
Awsomr00 1
Stupid+stupid=stupid outcome. Seriously, blue hair? Are you a clown? Just sayin, a greater bein is sending you hints.
BagelTheOtaku 25
Don't worry about the Bathroom at all. bleach cleans it right it was up. as for our body the dye will fade off in 3 days. and your hair, jus re-dye It until it's blue. I suggest the dye: ion