Today, I decided to dye my hair blue. The result is slightly different than I expected: my white bathroom is now blue, and so are my skin and nails. The only thing that isn't blue is my hair, which is now green. FML
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Today, I decided to change my hair color. After waiting in anticipation, I took a shower to rinse out the dye and reveal my new, blue hair. Rinsing revealed not only blue hair, but blue skin caused by the watered dye running over my body. I now look like a smurf, and it's not coming out. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I resemble a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I decided to redye my hair. And the sink, and the wall, and the toilet seat, and the tub. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML
Today, I tried dying my hair blonde. I put my hair in a bun and waited for it to dye. I guess I did something wrong, because my hair is now 4 different shades of blonde/orange, along with patches of my natural black hair. FML
Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
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killmenow03 21
People are going to think you murdered a smurf in there.
Lasagnaa 24
It must have been a horrible job if your bathroom is blue. sorry OP
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Comments (183)
sanecatlady 13
Why is having green hair more weird than having it blue?
Nm_fml 10
As a colorist I can tell you what happened. You didn't get your hair a light enough blond before putting the blue in. If there is yellow in the hair, and it mixes with blue, you get green. Good luck next time, I hope you achieve your blue :)
stoych 19
Just wear some cut offs and walk about looking a bit angry. When people ask why just reply with 'don't make me angry, you won't like me when I'm angry '.....
EffyFails 18
I dye my hair blue and don't have these problems use violet shampoo to try and correct the green or go to a salon, use paintbox fudge hair dye I think it works amazingly well, wear gloves and tie a towel round your neck, apply petroleum jelly around hairline and get someone to help you rinse it out to make less of a mess also, make up wipes get dye off the skin well, or well the dye I use atleast try applying more hair dye and might cover the green but if it has peroxide in it I don't know how it'll go
lovelypunky 11
Oh hunny..I understand and Scrub those walls !it stains them quite badly!
raven87nyc 6
Lol I tried to dye my hair blue too. My resistant asian hair didn't hold the color too well. After a few washings, a nib or commented that my hair looked like a blue green parrot!
ziya1999 12
dyeing your hair at home can be really messy.
KenB99 15
I was just planning on dying my hair blue earlier. so much for that idea.
Pixiecrack 11
They're called gloves, as for your bathroom, at a beauty supply store, the color stain remover...it'll come off your skin and it's amazing with cleaning your bathroom.
shagy_91 8
let me guess, originally blonde?