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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 00:31 - United States

Today, I decided to check my email on our family computer. Since my dad's account was already logged on, I chose to use his instead of logging on my own. When opening up a new page and seeing his recently viewed sites, I learned that he loves to watch porn. I also learned he has a foot fetish. FML

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Today, my dad asked my help with a computer problem. Whenever he logged on Facebook, every single advertisement appeared to be hardcore porn. I had to awkwardly explain that these ads are based on his browsing habits. FML

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By dadisgoatboy - 11/06/2011 06:37 - Switzerland

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2010 08:38 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 23:07 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home, turned on my laptop, and turned the TV on mute so I could check my email. My mom came home an hour later, took a look at me on the couch, then the TV, and asked what on earth I was watching. I looked up from my laptop and realized it was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2016 15:27 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, my dad wanted to show me a cool camera he saw on Amazon yesterday, so I let him use my laptop to find it. I realized too late that I'd forgotten to clear my browsing history. The suggested purchases section was filled with dildos and lube. He definitely noticed. FML

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Dashiell 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:16

From now on, ask him to give you foot massages all the time, see how he reacts.

xkaitlinwhitex 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:27

that's nothing, my dad is addicted to **** and has a horrible habit of making it really obvious. i caught my dad watching **** when i was like 8 (he was looking at it in the kitchen while i was eating and watching tv. WTF?) and recently i found out that he has a fetish for bald women (again, WTF?????????????)

Comments

that_one_dude 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:13

Whoa....are you my sister? My dad does the same thing but Idk about the whole foot thingy. We're both from Michigan too. Weird.

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 7:14

oh man... two dads from Michigan watch ****. that's too weirs to be a coincidence...

joebendiez 0

Friday 31 July 2009 21:14

First, lots of guys watch **** because probably their wife/girlfriend isn't as kinky a they'd like them to be. Second, what the heck does it matter if your father loves feet? it's his birth given right to like whatever he wants

FoundManyLemons 0

Friday 31 July 2009 22:36

"Today I snooped around and discovered something that made me uncomfortable. IDI"

Raheemdplayer 7

Friday 31 July 2009 22:53

I thought all us guys get over **** once were over 25 :S guess im not going to then, ah well. and ew i h8 feet, lol FYL id hate to find something like that out about my parents

cryssycakesx3 22

Wednesday 20 August 2014 7:15

but h8 isn't even....

jeane123 6

Friday 31 July 2009 23:08

about everybody looks at **** why does it matter??

Craze_fan 0

Friday 31 July 2009 23:38

This is the REAL FML story here: Today I accidentally left my emailed logged in on the family computer and my daughter found it and decided to snoop in my mail. She found my foot fetish ****. FML

LovelyChaotic 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:17

Well, I use igoogle. When i open a new tab it shows pistures and names of the sites i visit most often, and on the side has a list of sites i recently closed, so she wasn't neccessarily snooping. Although, who cares if your dad watches ****? It isn't a big deal and really none of your business.

Wtup 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 5:24

LMFAO!! thats ****** true

congratz13 2

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:24

I'd say "YDI for not respecting your Dad's privacy" but I don't see what the problem is. A lot of men, even if they're not single, watch **** and having a foot fetish really isn't that terrible. Welcome to reality, sweetie.